All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I hope your not considering it, there are always other options like running off to some warm place and joining some hippy group working on some farm or something. No stress, no responsibilities and all that.
Instead of asking about suicide options why not ask about ways to solve your problems.
Of course if your suffering immense pain from some incurable disease then jumping of a cliff and going in style would be my option, to fly like superman for a few seconds.
Walk downtown Detroit at 1 in the morning counting out a wad of bills.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Not likely though given that there's a 70% chance of death at 4 floors and a 90% chance of death at 5 floors. There was a case of 2 window cleaners who's lift broke completely and they plummeted 47 floors and both survived although with horrific injuries.
In my forensics work I found out something funny about jumpers. They always change their minds half way down and put their arms out at the bottom to stop themselves. The results are quite amusing. The hands end up at the elbows with the forearm bones sticking out at either side.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Although I was slightly wrong because one of them died.
Apparently people who jump have a better chance of survival though because they are less tense about the fall (because it's deliberate) and so their muscles absorb more of the impact and transfer less energy to vital organs.
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