Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed KMC jury, Bloigen's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Bloigen Owns".
And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed KMC jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major penguin member, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, *approaches and softens*............ does it make sense?
NO!
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Son, we live in a world that has DVD's, and those DVD's have to be rented out by men with scanners. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Random Teenager? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Blockbuster, and you curse Hollywood Video. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Blockbuster bringing back late fees, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at movie theatres, you want me in that video store, you NEED me in that video store. We use phrases like overdue fees, early return credit, have a good night. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending entertainment. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, took your movies, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a scanner, and stand a register. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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