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Originally posted by DarkC
KMC vs Onyxia


MIST: "Okay, odd groups go to left. Even groups go to right. That means one, three, five, seven...LEFT, two-four-six-eight...RIGHT. Seven and eight are whelp groups."

"Okay, listen! **** up! You are going to DPS very, very slowly. Now. And by slowly I mean ****ing slow!"

"If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50 DKP because you didn't know what the **** to do! And watch the ***king tail! If you get kicked into the whelps, you lose 50 DKP AGAIN, for not being where the **** you were supposed to be!"

"There is no aggro reset. You only need...there's some s*** about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro."

"So after 2 Sunders, you can basically start doing damage to it. Assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over aggro."

"Okay! Nuke it, dot it...help the whelp groups...when it's in phase two, nuke it HARD AS POS-SI-BLE. You want to get it down as FAST AS POS-SI-BLE. Have dots up on...on EVERY kind. Two rows! shadow word: pain, warlock curses, Rend, everything! I don't see enough dots! MORE DOTS NOW!!"

"Come on, MORE DPS! HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"

"You'll get time to rest in phase three while getting aggro. Remember, save all your aggro-reducing abilities for when it lands! That means Feign death! Vanish! ****ing Fade! Anything that you can use to reset aggro!"

"At 40%, you will stop dots! until then you will throw more dots, more dots, more dots. Come on, more dots. OKAY! STOP DOTS! Now hit it VERY HARD, and VERY FAST!”

“Lea, run to the center! BackFire, run to the center! Vinny, run to the center! Irene, run to the center!”

”Now whatever the **** you do, do NOT STAND NEXT TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!”
“BackFire, centre! Just heal me!”

“LEA!!! DO NOT – GO AWAY FROM THE HEAD, LEA! GO AWAY!”
“Okay! DPS! Slowly! Come here, you ****ing ****! WATCH THE TAIL!”

LANCEWINDU: “Whelps!”
VINNY: “Kmcdude was feared into the whelps -”

MIST: “WHO THE **** WAS THAT?! KMCDUDE, WHAT THE ****!!”
“Whelps!! LEFT SIDE! EVEN SIDE! MANY WHELPS!! NOW, HANDLE IT!!!”

(pause)

“****!!!!!!!”