All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: somewhere far far away from you
if ur gonna offer couseling, u gotta be impartial...dont jus pick an choose problems...n wuts w/the talkin bout flavors of stuff? (strawberry or rasberry btw)
Alright. So my friend and I were walking home from school when this black guy pulls a knife out on my friend. He demands $100 or sexual favors. We say "Screw you!" and take off running. Suddenly 6 ninjas jump out of the bushes with sausages the size of baseball bats. 1 ninja hits me upside the head and I black out. When I regain conciousness, I'm tied to a barber pole in and my friend is being tickle tortured while hanging upside down from a tree limb. Out of no where, an obese Asian-African-Mexican woman takes out 4 of the ninjas and unties my friend and eye. We ran from the 2 remaining ninjas and the black dude until we tripped and fell down a hill leading right into the jungle. The woman got stuck in some roots during the tumble and we never saw her again. For 2 months my friend and I lived among monkeys in the jungle but there was a family feud over who's pets we were so we left. On our way back into town a red car drove by and I saw a shiny new penny laying on the ground. It was tails up so that means bad news and I left it. Should I have picked the penny up?
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May 24th, 2004 03:58 AM
Iam not so bad..once u get to know me 
ill give it a go then!!
