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You're not Dave Chapelle
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Storm
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If MF Doom really wanted to pose as the author of that article then he/she would have removed the url on the attached image I think.


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Make poverty history.

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Myth
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He probably didn't think we'd notice or he thought we wouldn't know who Maddox is.


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Storm
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That is highly unlikely imo.


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You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.

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Myth
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I think it is some 13 year old who was shown the site and thought it was funny but rare. He then tried to rip it off. Thats just my guess though.


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quote:
Originally posted by Myth
Link beat me to the punch. DON'T TAKE F*CKING CREDIT FOR OTHERS PEOPLES WORK! ITS ILLEGAL! mad


Me too.

Stupid people and their lack of originality.


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not cool mate, be original sad


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Sed
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it is not cool to copy others thought.

You have your own mind, make up your own opinion


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Stop being a bunch of little bitches.I posted this at other message boards and added the link.I was just in a hurry and I guess I forgot to add them.Get off Maddox's nutts you web losers.


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aren't you friendly erm

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Myth
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quote:
Originally posted by MF D00m
Stop being a bunch of little bitches.I posted this at other message boards and added the link.I was just in a hurry and I guess I forgot to add them.Get off Maddox's nutts you web losers.


We're web losers? Your the one going to a bunch of message boards posting stuff that other people made.


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Originally posted by Linkalicious
You know MF D00m....if you're going to post the whole article that Maddox wrote on

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle

you should atleast give the man some freakin credit. I believe he has a disclaimer on his site stating that you can't post this article, but you are more than welcome to provide a link to it.

But that's just me.



Dang... I'm late...


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quote:
Originally posted by MF D00m
Stop being a bunch of little bitches.I posted this at other message boards and added the link.I was just in a hurry and I guess I forgot to add them.Get off Maddox's nutts you web losers.


I am very thrilled that other message boards were not aware of who maddox is. By all means, be as unoriginal as you want.


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quote:
Originally posted by MF D00m
Stop being a bunch of little bitches.I posted this at other message boards and added the link.I was just in a hurry and I guess I forgot to add them.Get off Maddox's nutts you web losers.


Web Loosers? WEB LOOSERS? OMG! LOL! Did you ACTUALLY say that? Who the f*** is going around multiple forums / boreds posting the SAME damned artical by the same person only to get noticed. I bet he did not even post the links on the "other" forums. I bet that if we ask him for one he will not give any, or make one up in a hurry. Web loosers? pfff

COMMUNIST!

(just felt like i should add that in stick out tongue)


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Myth
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quote:
Originally posted by Crash Overload
Web Loosers? WEB LOOSERS? OMG! LOL! Did you ACTUALLY say that? Who the f*** is going around multiple forums / boreds posting the SAME damned artical by the same person only to get noticed. I bet he did not even post the links on the "other" forums. I bet that if we ask him for one he will not give any, or make one up in a hurry. Web loosers? pfff

COMMUNIST!

(just felt like i should add that in stick out tongue)


Really. Show us links to these forums. Don't worry, I'll check the dates and times to make sure your not cheating. wink


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Let him be the dumbass who posts other peoples work at Forums, taking credit for others work.


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D00m
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Wow, I'm surprised you guys aren't too busy on Tired Hiker's balls.Please, all you guys are fruits.Just look at your signatures.God, you guys are lame.
Hmmm, lets see who's talking sh*t:
Some loser with a gay X-men signature
Some loser with a gay ass tiger signature
Some loser with a stupid KMC cliche Kill Bill signature

Haha, right.You people are funny, but more stupid than anything.Storm is the only non-idiot that I see.They get it, why can't you losers?You want to see the thread i made, go ahead and join.For those of you who are too lame to join, i'll copy and paste.Until then, stop being a bunch of homosexuals.

http://www.philaflava.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7566


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You're not Dave Chappelle, and you're not funny.

You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it. My favorite example of this comes from a skit on "Chappelle's Show," in which Dave Chappelle does a parody bio of 80's pop singer Rick James.

The popular phrase from this skit is when Chappelle says "I'm Rick James, *****!" Now everyone from fat Everquest nerds (yes I know I'm being redundant by calling an Everquest nerd "fat," don't email me) to pimply faced high school kids around the world repeat this phrase every chance they get, giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice.

I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, *****," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. Man, I never get tired of hearing people repeat their favorite lines from Chappelle's show. Of course, this begs the question: are these people paying homage to Chappelle, or are they cheapening the phrase, making it tired and unfunny? I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had, and posted my findings in the following graph:


The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the hell up. This finding was in contrast to what I thought initially; that these fans were in fact qualified to use Dave's catch phrase, otherwise why would they parrot on endlessly like idiots desperate to make their peers laugh at the expense of permanently ruining an otherwise funny joke?

Look assholes, it's funny when Dave Chappelle says it, not you. I'm tired of people adopting speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. When Jim Carrey's "Ace Ventura" came out, every prick I know did their worst "allllrighty then" impression. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any semblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won't notice that they're lying whores. The worst is when some gabby ***** is the center of a party, and someone tells an awkward story, to which she'll pause a beat, roll her eyes, then say "oooooookayyyyy!" Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby ***** friends who watch stupid shit like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bullshit and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle


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quote:
Originally posted by Cyclops
Let him be the dumbass who posts other peoples work at Forums, taking credit for others work.


Hahaha!!!!

You gotta be some pimple faced 13 year old loser with that lame signature.What a fruit.


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Oh, he's from Canada.No wonder he's gay.


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hey **** u *******...why the hell u gotta mess w/canada? im from canada...get over urself...they bagged on u for no reason, n u gave em proof, but jus lay off already...


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