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Originally posted by WaDe_N_sPaRrOw
i didnt make this up.. so sorry if this offends anyone.... its not meant to be hurtful...

Jesus' True Nationality


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old

3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion