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nach
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"if you were a bike i'd ride you"


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quote:
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"if you were a bike i'd ride you"


laughing out loud that reminds me of the man show segment w/ the book of bike seats J-lo sat on.


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" iz ur dad a thief cuz i saw him stealing at k-mart"......


wait thats not a pickup line....hmmm...intersting


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i wanna be reincarnated as mila jovovichs bike seat.


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laughing


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or as angelina jolies douche.


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RJ...douche talk is probably modable. roll eyes (sarcastic) And I'm not even PROUD to know what it is...but yet I do..


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or as angelina jolies douche.

i love angie big grin


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but im a girl so i wouldnt be her douche


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i like the bumper sticker, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" wink

its my fav


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As a joke I've used, "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."


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laughing eek! roll eyes (sarcastic)


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Corny pick up lines

nice legs what time do they open

did it hurt......... when you fell from heaven

do u have a map??? cause i got lost in your eyes

i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock i have more but ill give you guys a chance to post em UP


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a guy tried this on me today "ur sexy, im sexy. wanna go out?"


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your a girl then you muat have herd alot post em


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did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when u fell down from heaven

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lol...are you a gift from god..if so...can I see the miracles he gave you


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i like that one lol


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If you were a booger... I'd pick you.


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ewww


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