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Why lie? I need beer
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Darth Macabre
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lol If beer gets me to heaven, then I have Yuengling to thank.


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Originally posted by GCG
He who drinks beer gets drunk

He who gets drunk does not lie

He who does not lie commits no sin

He who commits no sin goes to heaven.

So Lets all drink and go to heaven.


I'm going to heaven


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Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.


A couple means 2.

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and people who are truthful don't have to go to heaven....

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Darth Macabre
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Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.


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All of this talking about drinking makes me want to have a drink.

Oh wait, I am having a drink.


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Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.

You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!

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Darth Macabre
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I meant admit them infront of a priest.


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I thought we were talking about alcohol.


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Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken.


Heinken taste digusting

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yea i agree but budweiser beer tastes like sugar to me but beer is beer


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ToMacco no function beer well without.


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I meant admit them infront of a priest.

The preist wouldn't be to happy about the drunkeness

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LoL It's better then nothing right?


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priests sleep with little boys


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lol


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Thnx Malk! big grin

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You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!


Amen.


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Re: Why lie? I need beer

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Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here

you know those guys who have signs on the side of the road that say "will work for food?" i never give them anything.
one day, i saw a guy with "why lie? i need beer." i gave him 5 bucks for his honesty. laughing


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Darth Macabre
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I once gave a guy 5 bucks for his sign. It read: "Family taken by ninjas. Need money for Karate school."

LoL It was too good, I had to give him something.


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Originally posted by ToMacco
priests sleep with little boys


Some of them

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