Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
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lol If beer gets me to heaven, then I have Yuengling to thank.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:11 PM
Leo.M
A Riddle
Gender: Male Location: Where Everything Spins <3
quote: (post ) Originally posted by GCG
He who drinks beer gets drunk
He who gets drunk does not lie
He who does not lie commits no sin
He who commits no sin goes to heaven.
So Lets all drink and go to heaven.
I'm going to heaven
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:16 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.
A couple means 2.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:28 PM
Sancty
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Gender: Female Location: -
and people who are truthful don't have to go to heaven....
Dec 26th, 2005 11:33 PM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:38 PM
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota
All of this talking about drinking makes me want to have a drink.
Oh wait, I am having a drink.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:41 PM
Sancty
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Gender: Female Location: -
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.
You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!
Dec 26th, 2005 11:45 PM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
I meant admit them infront of a priest.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:49 PM
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota
I thought we were talking about alcohol.
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Dec 26th, 2005 11:53 PM
k00L kiD
life is a dream
Gender: Male Location: your girls crib
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken.
Heinken taste digusting
Dec 26th, 2005 11:59 PM
Striding Cloud
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: ATing
yea i agree but budweiser beer tastes like sugar to me but beer is beer
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:00 AM
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota
ToMacco no function beer well without.
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:01 AM
Sancty
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Gender: Female Location: -
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Macabre
I meant admit them infront of a priest.
The preist wouldn't be to happy about the drunkeness
Dec 27th, 2005 12:04 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
LoL It's better then nothing right?
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:08 AM
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota
priests sleep with little boys
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:09 AM
Striding Cloud
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: ATing
lol
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One Missed Call!
Thnx Malk!
Dec 27th, 2005 12:10 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!
Amen.
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:14 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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Re: Why lie? I need beer
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here
you know those guys who have signs on the side of the road that say "will work for food?" i never give them anything.
one day, i saw a guy with "why lie? i need beer." i gave him 5 bucks for his honesty.
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:15 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
I once gave a guy 5 bucks for his sign. It read: "Family taken by ninjas. Need money for Karate school."
LoL It was too good, I had to give him something.
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Dec 27th, 2005 12:17 AM
k00L kiD
life is a dream
Gender: Male Location: your girls crib
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ToMacco
priests sleep with little boys
Some of them
Dec 27th, 2005 12:17 AM
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