Lea: Damn it. What's going on out there? I can't see. *hopping to see over parapet*
David: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
Lea: ..............
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Gornack out of the water. Sir Tired Hiker of the Gornack Alliance summoned the help of KMC's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our OTF ally.
Darth Sidious: [to Xavius] Xavius, I told you it would come to this! I was right! The Jedi are taking over!
Xavius: Hehe . . . Mace just owned you, dude.
Mace Windu: The oppression of the Sith will never return. You have lost.
Darth Sidious: No. No, no YOU will die!
[sends Force lightning at Windu, who blocks it and forces it back into Sidious's face]
Darth Sidious: He's a traitor!
Mace Windu: HE is the traitor, ahhh!
Xavius: Okay, this is bullshit. Shut up, you two.
Darth Sidious: I have the power to save the Hampster you love! You must choose!
Xavius: Meh, that's true.
Mace Windu: Don't listen to him, Xavius! Ahhh!
Darth Sidious: Don't let him kill me!
[continues to be electrocuted]
Xavius: Jeez, It's hard to make a decision. The Sith are kind of looking promising . . . I mean . . . The Benefits . . . Twenty years of free Dental Coverage? Hmm . . .
Darth Sidious: I - I can't hold on any longer... I'm... weak... I'm too weak.
[lightning stops, his face deformed]
Xavius: You're an ugly bastard now! Not that you were good looking before, because you weren't.
Darth Sidious: Help me, Anakin! Help me! I can't hold on any longer.
Mace Windu: I'm going to end this, once and for all!
Xavius: What the . . . ? You can't just kill him! He's a bloody politician! He has to stand trial!
Mace Windu: He has control of the Senate and the Courts! He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
Darth Sidious: I'm too weak. Oh, don't kill me.
Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, but he can save my Hampster!
Darth Sidious: [Windu raises his saber] Please don't!
Anakin Skywalker: Dude, stop. This isn't the Ghetto we're back at here. This is some official shit. You need to relax!
Darth Sidious: Please don't!
Anakin Skywalker: [Windu moves to kill Sidious. Anakin ignites his lightsabre] F#ck, you asked for it!
Mace Windu: [Anakin slices off Windu's hand]
Darth Sidious: [sits up and unleashes Force Lightning on Windu] POWER!
Mace Windu: [continues to be electrocuted]
Darth Sidious: UNLIMITED POWER!
Xavius: Wow, you're nuts. Maybe it wasn't worth the Dental . . .
Mace Windu: [the lightning becomes too much for Windu and he is thrown from a window and into the cityscape below]
FINAL DUEL BETWEEN VADER/SKYWALKER (Different perspective)
Guard 1: Man, we've been standing guard on and off for five days.
Guard 2: You'd think they'd let us take a day off.
Guard 1: No kidding. I swear I saw at least six on that shuttle.
(Door opens)
Guard 1: What the - ?
Guard 2: THAT'S his son?
Guard 1: Explains the nasty temper.
Guard 1: What kind of crazy chick would do Vader?
Guard 2: Beats me.
Sidious: Guards! Leave us!
Guard 1: Yay!
(Both go around the pole)
Guard 2: Where's the "other" elevator?
Guard 1: What other elevator?
Guard 2: Forget it, let's just go around.
(Both peek out to glimpse part of the duel)
Guard 1: Ah, on second thought...
Guard 2: Should we interfere?
Guard 1: Are you crazy, man? It's family affairs. Don't bother.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
"It was pity that stayed Gornack's hand. Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. ....Even the very wise cannot see all ends. The pity of Gornack may rule the fate of many."
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Fat Brit: 'What’s your purpose in KMC Forums, Mr. Gornack?'
Fat Brit 2: 'Yeah, and no lies.'
Gornack: 'Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these threads, pick up a crew in in the OTF, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!'
Fat Brit 2: 'I said no lies!'
Fat Brit: 'I think he’s telling the truth.'
Fat Brit 2: 'If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.'
Fat Brit: 'Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.'"
Dwight (Alex): You are a dirty pirate hooker
Lea(Ladyluck): You look like a blueberry
Dwight (Alex): Why dont you got back to your home on whore island
Ladyluck (lea): Well you have bad hair!
Alex (Dwight): What did you say
Ladyluck (lea): I'm really sorry. Do you want to make out?
Alex (Dwight): I guess so
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