Spectre: Damn, I'm horny, give me a hand job will ya, LT
LT: **** no, *****...I just had some pussy last night.
Spectre: really, with whom?
LT: Death
Spectre: Are you serious?
LT: yeah, pissed Thanos the hell off. He's mad that I ****ed his girl. But, I don't give a shit. I told him I'd get him back after he absorbed me with the HOTI. It'll teach him to **** with me again.
Spectre: Don't blame me. Last time I went for some pussy, wonder woman slapped me
LT: you ****in' loser. You want me to hook you up?
Spectre: dude, that would be awesome. Who ya got?
LT: Aunt May's on her bed right now pullin' out her dildo. Thank ya can handle it, Spectre?
Spectre: **** yeah, I'm game. I'll pull out my john deere and plow that pussy up in rows.
LT: go get her, Tiger.
LT: WHO YOU CALLING A JOBBING THREE FACE LIAR
spectre: umm you who else has three faces who thinks he's the bleep
LT: you better shut up or ima go judgemental on your ass and kick the shit out of you
spectre:dude ill beat you so bad you'll be sucking my BLEEP with all three of your mouths
Spectre:so.....
LT:yeaahh...
Spectre: omniscience sucs for conversations
LT: I know,i can't ask you how you are because i know
Spectre:And i can't say lovely weather we're having because Idecide the weather
Lt:...stupid system....
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