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Conan has killed more things then Beowulf has eaten !

Beowulf's claim-to-fame is killing a troll, it's cranky she-***** of a mother and a wyrm.

Conan's claim-to-fame is killing all of the above : Dragons, Demons, Warlocks, Wizards, Witches, Gods, Minotaurs, Snakes, Boars, Expertly trained guards, Vampires, Zombies, Rock Monsters, Ghosts, Mythical Heroes, Mutants, Kings and just about anything that moves and/or breathes.

He'll also rape it if it has breasts yes



Heh.

But eh, just to let u know, that wasnt a troll. Beowulfs killed packs of trolls before, and Grendel wasnt one. Grendel was actually a demon with a hide so tough that no blade in the world could cut him. Beowulf ripped his arm off with his bare hands. Dragons too? check. And all those other things u mentioned which wouldnt be anymore than mere humans to Beowulf: Kings, 'expertly trained guards', heroes, mutants, wizards, warlocks, witches, Beowulf would whoop. Idunno how u can defeat an actual ghost or a god, rock monsters shouldnt be too much of a problem and animals definitely wouldnt be either.

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Bump this.

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Heh.

But eh, just to let u know, that wasnt a troll. Beowulfs killed packs of trolls before, and Grendel wasnt one. Grendel was actually a demon with a hide so tough that no blade in the world could cut him. Beowulf ripped his arm off with his bare hands. Dragons too? check. And all those other things u mentioned which wouldnt be anymore than mere humans to Beowulf: Kings, 'expertly trained guards', heroes, mutants, wizards, warlocks, witches, Beowulf would whoop. Idunno how u can defeat an actual ghost or a god, rock monsters shouldnt be too much of a problem and animals definitely wouldnt be either.

Conan also destroyed a marvel universe.


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First of all, "Beowulf" the movie sucked nutsack sweat!! The book is a million times better. The makers of the movie need to go back and re-read the book, cause they got most of it wrong.

Secondly, the Beowulf in the book would chew up and spit out the Beowulf in the movie. Hell, the Beowulf in the 70's DC comic would destroy the one in the movie.

And thirdly, I don't care what version of Beowulf this is, he's not getting past Conan. PERIOD.

Conan has faced down opponents in his lifetime that would make Beowulf piss himself and cry for his mommy.

Crom has spoken.


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Beowulf took on a dragon when he was an old man. No country attacked the Geats during his reign because every other country was afraid of him. Beowulf would kill sea monsters in the water. He also has years of combat experience and ripped Grendel's arm off.

I say he's getting to at least 4.


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So who is this Batman? Is he a rookie or current? Haven't seen the Beowulf movie but from what I read Captain America may be the end of him.

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