MooCowofJustice
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He skates on it too. Not that it really helps, it's just cool.
But shit, that's got to be pretty cold to instafreeze water as you step on it.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I meant Mercer will kill the hosts before Dante. Why would Dante kill humans anyway?
Have you ever seen even a second of that show? Also, many men would argue that those women are not women, they are hens. We all know chickens are evil.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:16 AM
Wei Phoenix
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Re: Kain vs Team
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Four rounds. Kain is on his own. Kind of a gauntlet, I guess. Yeah he'll be fully healed after each round he passes, or whatever.
Rounds:
1. vs Dante, Kratos, Alex Mercer.
Takes place on the set of The View. First people to kill the hosts get ten internets.
Kratos rapes to death.
quote: 2. vs Kessler, Ridley and Bowser.
Takes place on Yoshi's Island. If it isn't over in five minutes, the island is overrun with the Fuzzys from the Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy level. Galaxy Bowser, MP3 Ridley.
Don't really know much about any of them.
quote: 3. vs Rundas, Articuno, Ice Mario.
Battle takes place on a large lake which is suspiciously still. If the fight is not over in five minutes, the area swarms with Metroids. In the event they all die, Metroid Prime rises from the lake to finish everyone off.
If I'm not mistaken, Articuno is the greatest asset here. I don't recall Kain's weakness to water/ice but if he does have one then he's screwed.
quote: 4. vs Nanite Nick Fury, Dark Khan, Chaos Sorceror Hero.
Takes place on Planet Fastoon, the home world of the Lombaxes. After five minutes Ratchet will use the Dimensionater to send them all to the World of Warcraft, where everyone will attack them. I wasn't sure how I could end this one, so I threw the entirety of Warcraft at them.
Fury comes with good durability to tank. Dark Khan is half Darkseid so Omega Effect, Omega Sanction, use those reality warping powers he had.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:22 AM
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Does Mercer even have a soul? If not I can see him soloing round 1. Though really, both his teammates can too.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:29 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nephthys
Does Mercer even have a soul? If not I can see him soloing round 1. Though really, both his teammates can too.
He was born a human so I don't see why not unless something happened in the game and you find out he's some test tube baby or something.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:32 AM
MooCowofJustice
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What's the matter with you two? Throwing in issues of morality and having a soul into car smashing, people killing gorey goodness.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:35 AM
Nephthys
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quote:
He was born a human so I don't see why not unless something happened in the game and you find out he's some test tube baby or something.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: I think you do, except he's actually a virus or something, not to mention he has all those memories...
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Alex Mercer: [SPOILER - highlight to read]: He's not the actual Mercer, but a mass of Blacklight Virus that took the guy's memories. I don't think he has blood or a soul, being a mass of viral cells.
Rundas: Phyrgissian Bounty Hunter with cryokinesis. He has several ice related abilities, including ice armor, flight using a slide, summonning icebergs, and a freeze-then-shatter technique. He can use Hypermode, injecting phazon into his body to increase his abilities and durability. Phazon ice supposedly never melts.
Omega Ridley: Half-Robot Phazon Corrupted Space Dragon Pirate General. He breathes plasma, is armed with bombs and energy blasts, has forcefields for wings, and can fire phazon from his mouth or tail. Can summon phazite armor to protect himself further.
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Mar 26th, 2010 02:52 AM
Sin_Volvagia
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Re: Kain vs Team
Based on what I know....
1. Kain loses unless he can instantly steal souls or make the hosts' heads explode with TK.
2. Kain kills Bowser and might be able to take on Ridley. I barely played Infamous so Kessler is unknown to me.
3. Articuno and Mario get slaughtered. Rundas would last past 5 minutes with Hyper mode and will take down with the Metroids. Kain ends here.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Metroids eat souls, so you know.
Lies. Metroids drain an organism's life force.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:16 AM
MooCowofJustice
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How does Kain kill Bowser, exactly? Or even Articuno for that matter.
And what exactly do you think Life Force is?
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:23 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
For ten internets?
Nahh. Mebbe twenty
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Have you ever seen even a second of that show? Also, many men would argue that those women are not women, they are hens. We all know chickens are evil.
I wouldn't watch that show even if my life depended on it >__>. I exaggerate, but you understand amirite?
Dante wouldn't never kill evil chickens . Even if he did, Mercer loves to eat chicken.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:23 AM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How does Kain kill Bowser, exactly? Or even Articuno for that matter.
Well he can teleport, control minds, use telekinesis, drain victims of their blood, shoot lighting, teleport, steal souls, and use pyrokinesis. That should be enough to take them both out.
quote: And what exactly do you think Life Force is?
It's biological. Souls are more spiritual.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:36 AM
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:37 AM
MooCowofJustice
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It's the same damn thing, but Life Force applies a more biological view to it.
None of that means Kain can kill Bowser. Mind controlling won't even help, because Bowser can't kill himself either.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:44 AM
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Spiritual, or even the word spirit is not even necessarily related to souls at all.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:46 AM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's the same damn thing, but Life Force applies a more biological view to it.
None of that means Kain can kill Bowser. Mind controlling won't even help, because Bowser can't kill himself either.
Souls aren't biological. Metroids eat biological essences.
Bowser can't kill himself? Toonforce!
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:46 AM
MooCowofJustice
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GTFO my thread with your Toonforce stupidity. I even specified SMG Bowser.
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:47 AM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
Spiritual, or even the word spirit is not even necessarily related to souls at all.
Proof!
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Mar 26th, 2010 03:50 AM
Demonic Phoenix
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Mar 26th, 2010 04:28 AM
Cyner
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Anyone from Metroid > Kain
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