ThorinWoofer Static Stance Gender: Male
Granted, but nobody will judge. lolzpwnt
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08:22 PM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but your penis falls off. __________________
05:15 AM
Scythe The Goat Gender: Unspecified
Granted, be he leaves for nine straight years afterwards, so states the prophecy.
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06:03 AM
King of Blades The King Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe Granted, be he leaves for nine straight years afterwards, so states the prophecy.
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06:57 AM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but the sudden stop of the Earth's rotation causes all buildings to topple over. With nearly half of the world stuck in perpetual winter and the other half in summer, any survivors must choose to freeze or burn. Very little vegetation will grow in either of these extremes. The remaining people eventually starve.
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04:36 PM
That ACDC Chick All That Noiz Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but you would be ruthlessly pursued by scientists because they want to figure out the secret behind your health.
04:41 PM
Barker Thorin Fan Club President Gender: Male
Granted but you will be miserable.
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05:09 PM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but you'll live to a ripe old age. You will be miserable every single day of your life.
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05:10 PM
ThorinWoofer Static Stance Gender: Male
Granted, but it gets stolen when you walk out of the store.
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05:25 PM
Barker Thorin Fan Club President Gender: Male
Granted, but it gets stolen when he walks out of the store.
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06:16 PM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but it gets stolen when I walk out of the store. __________________
11:08 PM
Barker Thorin Fan Club President Gender: Male
Granted, but your family gets sick as a result.
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11:12 PM
ThorinWoofer Static Stance Gender: Male
Granted, but then you get every disease known to man.
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11:30 PM
That ACDC Chick All That Noiz Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but you would never be able to shut it off.
11:33 PM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but while you're there, the rest of the world gets pissed off at Canada being so nice and they all nuke it at the same time.
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12:24 AM
-kV- [:::::{============) Gender: Male
Granted, but Lucas turns you into Jar Jar Binks' son, and you'll be forever despised.
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01:38 AM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but the lifeforms are miniscule and enter your body through your urethra. The second they are in, their bodies swell up to ginormous proportions and explode your penis.
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01:46 AM
That ACDC Chick All That Noiz Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but then aliens would come and attack us and anally probe us for no reason.
02:05 AM
-kV- [:::::{============) Gender: Male
Granted, but then you will have hallucinations of penis shaped cheetos.
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02:50 AM
LanceWindu Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Granted, but you are killed when you're stabbed with a rusty spork.
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04:20 AM
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