Well then, during the fight, Orion's Mother Box gets smashed, thus showing Thor his true face. Thor being a sissy small god from a small world with long hippie hair freaks-out and runs away screaming, then curls-up into the fetal position and weeps softly. Orion takes the opportunity to go all PRIDE on Thor's pansy ass and well.....
It's more than enough. Orion's fights with Superman proves his dials go to AT LEAST 10.5 unlike that Scandinavian pedophile of a god, who judging by his comparative performance, is lucky if his dials go-up to 8.06.
I thought crossovers didn't count. and even if they did, Superman was barely able to stand up after ko'ing Thor, that hardly qualifies as an owning.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
I'm fairly sure that per forum rules, crossovers can't be used.
However, even if they could...that happened at the end of a fight and right after Thor spent mutliple panels wading through a massive HV blas, it also took so much out of Superman that he could barely stand afterwards.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Thor has held his own against Kurse in a physical contest of strength. Your point is boo boo. If we look at fts, Thor is stronger than Orion unless you have some fts I am unaware of.
Funny, I used to see people say Superman's heat vision wouldn't be a big deal, Thor's been in the Sun, blah blah blah, now I see Thor taking that heat vision as a justification for looking so inferior.
As for crossovers themselves not being used, I'd agree on something like the Batman/Captain America crossover where we see Bats operating during WWII, or the Batman/Daredevil crossover with Two-Face and Mr. Hyde, both 'cuz they treated it like they'd always been in the same universe and it blatantly said ELSEWORLDS on the cover. But JLA/AVENGERS? The storyline entirely dealt with the two separate universes needing to cross the barrier, and it at least was acknowledged by DC as canon, if not Marvel.
But it doesn't really matter, I was mostly bringing that up to dick around with Carver. I still use comparing Superman though. I'd already seen Superman as a good deal stronger than Thor, both by feats and relative strength showings, JLA/AVENGERS just corroborated what I'd already known. And Orion has done the best and looked closest in strength to any hero I've seen Superman fight, even Captain Marvel. So yeah, I think Orion's a good deal stronger than Thor.
It really seems like you want me to envy Thor. Which is creepy. And yes, I'm talking about Thor in regards to the long haired pagan pedophile.
Long hair? Check. Talks funny? Check. Used to be worshiped as a Scandinavian deity? Check. Into young boys?
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