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Blood. It's nature's lube
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I'm not a big fan of beer.
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Mar 7th, 2017 02:04 AM
meep-meep
What are you angry about?
Gender: Male Location: Kenosha
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Beniboybling
Beer is the lubricant of the patriarchy.
There is historical precedent and proof of this. Shall I elaborate? I drink beer a lot so I'm unbiased as ****.
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Mar 7th, 2017 04:44 AM
Adam Grimes
Devil On Your Shoulder
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Please do. Sounds interesting as phuck.
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Mar 7th, 2017 05:05 AM
ArtificialGlory
God-Emperor of Eternity
Gender: Male Location: Sanctum of Innocence
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
Maybe, maybe not, but there is plenty of weed up there so there is that.....That and wine. Jesus got that covered. Hey! Maybe Jebus is a Looney Lefty!? Looney Lefties got no prob with Wine and Weed.
Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.
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Mar 7th, 2017 06:06 AM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.
Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.
They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either.
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Mar 7th, 2017 07:22 AM
ArtificialGlory
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.
They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either.
Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.
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Mar 7th, 2017 07:36 AM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.
Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20.
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Mar 7th, 2017 07:40 AM
ArtificialGlory
God-Emperor of Eternity
Gender: Male Location: Sanctum of Innocence
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20.
The facts are that at the very least Jesus was a hardcore socialist. One of the only few times he got actually angry at someone, it was rich capitalists.
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Mar 7th, 2017 10:20 AM
Beniboybling
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No, Jesus was a free market conservative.
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Mar 7th, 2017 03:03 PM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.
Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!
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Mar 7th, 2017 03:50 PM
Surtur
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Gender: Male Location: Chicago
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bashar Teg
...only i wasn't implying anything about my own intelligence...but isn't that just another perfect example of your consistent failure at reading comprehension, MP?
Lol dude, you said "I see what you did, he won't though". Explain to me how you aren't more or less saying I won't be able to understand something that you totally can?
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Mar 7th, 2017 03:51 PM
Adam Grimes
Devil On Your Shoulder
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.
Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!
Are you making fun of the alt-right's proneness to believe in stupid conspiracy theories? Lol.
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Mar 7th, 2017 03:57 PM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
No. Just you.
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Mar 7th, 2017 03:58 PM
Surtur
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.
Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!
Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:
-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers
These are all great qualities for a savior to have.
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Mar 7th, 2017 04:10 PM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surtur
Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:
-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers
These are all great qualities for a savior to have.
Good List. A list that most Leftist Progressives couldn't get a majority of.
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Mar 7th, 2017 04:19 PM
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