i think i've told you people before......but i was in an audition and i fainted and fell into the orchestra pit.....oops
btw don't ever fall on a drum kit, it hurts.
when i was 15, my sister and her date caught me, how shall i say this? ok......spanking my willy.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I once climbed all the CN Tower's stairs, and when I finally got to the top, I turned around to see all the stairs that I have climbed, and I accidently tripped and fell down all 1124 flights.
Gender: Unspecified Location: the matrix of alderaan. (
oh ouch.
i have 2...(many more, but im mentioning 2)
when i was in year 9 i was in the library on the computer. note i didnt know the bell times at my school. anyway im on and doing whatever when i suddenly notice there are only seniors in the library. and i look at my watch but i dont know what time the bell goes. so i count bak from 3 15 when it finishes and class started...half an hour ago...i frun there and everyone is staring and laughing.
and the other time, we had come back from duke of ed hiking, and i had a huge bag and i was exhausted, and i had to go to school musical practice. and then im walking up the hall, and this guy says 'hey, are those your underpants?' and points to a pair of duds behind me. they were bonds and i was like shitshitshit cos i own bonds, and he says 'just thankyou will do' (hes says it nicely, dont worry) so im holding them really tightly and trying to cover up them so other ppl dont notice...then i realise...i didnt bring my bons underwear on the hike...
i think we'll leave it there.
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~*a woman who strives to be equal with men lacks ambition*~
-_-|Co- owner of the Baileys Vat. Co-Founder of the Baileys Club|-_- -_-|Bar-girl at the tavern|-_-
-_-|wears gold metal bikini, will give bikini huggles if you poke nicely|-_- -_-|try covering me with chocolate|-_- happy rules:
-->there is no giant foot trying to squash me.
-->there is no such thing as aliens.
-->even though i may ignite, i probably wont.
one day, a few years ago, i woke up, went to school just like any other day. but, when i got there, in about 4th period, i looked down to notice i was completely nude! or was that a dream...
__________________ I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
One Thanksgiving my parents did something I don't know if I can ever forgive them for. We were eating our turkey dinner when suddenly I realized I hadn't seen my pet turkey all day.
"Where's Mister Gobble?" I asked. Dad seemed confused. "Mister Gobble?" "Yes," I said. "My turkey. The one I picked out at the supermarket, and then after he thawed out I made him do a funny little turkey dance. Mister Gobble."
Dad's silence said it all. We were eating Mister Gobble! I ran crying from the table and locked myself in my room. Later, Dad knocked on the door and said he had some dessert for me. When I opened the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a slice of Pumpkie, my pet pie!
__________________ I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
the first tatoo i got read "I'm a ****in' shitty French dictionary"
if ya don't get it i was talking about how swear words are refered to as french. anyways, it's on the bottom of my back, just above my waistline and i wore a tank top that let my belly button show which also let my tatoo show to my great grandma's 95th b-day. i got all the way there without my parents noticing but the first thing my great grandma noticed about me was the tatoo,and of course she told my mom, "i can't believe you let ytour daughter get a tatoo!
Just another reason not to drink alcohol ladies and gentlemen.
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Dragging a knee at 140 on a bike, just takes all the rush out of driving a car at 120. - Sammy Sliger, 2001 (paraphrased)
Money is not everything. As if poverty is.
I've also learned that love cannot be on a one way street... if it does not go both ways it can be a lonely road. Personally I like to just watch the cars go by.... - Happy Kine, 2003
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