OK ALL THATS FUNNY BUT DIG THIS, ONE TIME I WAZ AT THE MALL, IN THE FOOD COURT AND I FARTED SO INCREDIBLY LOUD THAT IT SHOOK THE TABLE A FEW HOURS L8R I SAW A COP AFTER THIS GUY, SO I CHASED HIM TO SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING AND HE KEPT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES, SO I TURN AROUND TO CATCH THE GUYS HES CHASING AND I GET AROUND AND RUN INTO THE COP AND HE'S LIKE 'UR COMING WITH ME' AND I WAS THINKIN WTF YO? SO I SAID 'WHAT DID I DO OFFICER' HE ALL 'DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME!' 'WHAT DID I DO DOOD?' 'YOU FIRED A GUN IN THE FOOD COURT' SO I HAD TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER ME ON THE OTHER HAND LEFT! BUT NOW I LAUGH ABOUT IT LOLZ
one time, out on the playground, i said the word 'guy' in a sentece, and my friend looked at me, and she was like 'WHAT?!?!?!', and then i was like 'yes, guy, g-a-y'
one tim ei was sitting at this table with this guy in my school and i thought the guy ws so hot then when i said " so are you with anyone" hes like "yea" and all sad i said who and he said "josh"
i was like ****IN HELL YOUR GAY
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
think about it...he is a PILLOW BITER and a BUTT PIRATE.... he likes to pave the HERSHEY HIGHWAY.....
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
if you want me to tell you what they mean, i will pm you. dont wanna post it here.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
OMG i remeber a story
ok so me and my friend (guitarist) jake were walking down the street to go to school and this guy walks up to us and asks me "did you see my mother" this guy is like ancient so im like "no sorry" and then jake said "O MY GOD shes in my pants dude" so the guy looks at his pants and says "no" then walks away
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"After coming into contact with a religious man
I always feel I must wash my hands."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Female Location: Gone crazy....be back soon...
Once, me and my whole family was watching tv, and we were trying to decide what movie to watch. So, my brother bends down to put the tape in the VCR, and his crack is hanging out of his pants. To make things better, an advertisement for "The View" (a talkshow) comes on the tv. What more was there to say?, so I yelled "Oh no! NOT THAT VIEW! Everyone started cracking up! That was so funny!!!
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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ME ON THE OTHER HAND 
LEFT! BUT NOW I LAUGH ABOUT IT LOLZ 
Apr 22nd, 2004 01:41 AM
what did you see that in
