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Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!
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Hazardous
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Originally posted by fantasygirl
Read it! mad


Pick a number between 1 - 444 and Ill grab a joke from that page...

(This is an adult joke book by the way...so theres some rude ass jokes in here) laughing out loud
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Pick a number between 1 - 444 and Ill grab a joke from that page...

(This is an adult joke book by the way...so theres some rude ass jokes in here) laughing out loud
101 happy
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Hazardous
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Ways to really annoy people

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with your friends in public consisting entirely of 'Beeep Bip Bip Beeep'

Push all the flat Lego pieces together really tightly

Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, A3 paper, 93 copies.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting

Staple papers in the middle of the page

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of Copyright warnings

Write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of the day




I dont find these funny anymore because Ive read the book like 50 times already stick out tongue
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laughing out loud erm
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Jury
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DOCTOR AND SEXY GIRL

Sexy Girl: My butt is getting hot.
Doctor: I'll get the temperature in it.
Sexy Girl: Sorry, but I'm too shy on that matter.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll switch off the light so nobody could see.

* The doctor switches off the light... Darkness spread in

Sexy Girl: Ooooooohhh... Wait. That's not my butt!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's okay. This is not a thermometer, anyway. shifty


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DOCTOR AND SEXY GIRL

Sexy Girl: My but is getting hot.
Doctor: I'll get the temperature in it.
Sexy Girl: Sorry, but I'm too shy on that matter.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll switch off the light so nobody could see.

* The doctor switches off the light... Darkness spread in

Sexy Girl: Ooooooohhh... Wait. That's not my butt!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's okay. This is not a thermometer, anyway. shifty


laughing out loud laughing out loud
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Jury
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NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Men were born from between the legs of a woman
yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the same legs.

Why?

Because there's no place like home.


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laughing out loud
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Jury
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A SAD STORY ABOUT CREMATION

A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.
She blew the ashes into the ocean and said,

"Honey, this is my last BLOWJOB for you."

How sad, right? shifty


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laughingno expression


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laughing

More! eek!
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Jury
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THE MAN AND THE LION

One night, a man was cornered by a lion, so he knelt down and prayed:

Man: Lord, do a miracle tonight. Please make this lion a Christian.

* The lion suddenly knelt down and prayed:

Lion: Bless this food which I'm about to receive for thy bounty through Christ, our Lord. Amen

angel


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ayjay
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Location: close...very very close...

hahahaa....fuuny! eek! MOOORE! ^__^


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Jury
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THE SAINTS

Three guys introduced themselves to a girl

Guy1: Hi, my name is John, not a Baptist.
Guy2: Hi, I'm Peter, not a Saint.
Guy3: Hi, my name is Paul, not a Pope.

Girl: Yeah, hi. I'm Mary... NOT A VIRGIN.

happy


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ayjay
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HAHAHAHA!!!...MOORE!!!


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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Nah, 7 letters, starts with 'W'.
whitley


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Vinny Valentine
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Okay heres a riddle for all you KMC people out there..


A Women has 6 Children, 4 and a half are boys. How is this possible?


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DarkC
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The fifth was castrated?


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T.M
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Originally posted by DarkC
The fifth was castrated?


ouch yes


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
The fifth was castrated?
lol no


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