this aint batman robin and lacey and crazy this is slim thug and shady
we're the worst so put yo hands up bebe
we don't **** with punks like deck and octagon
cause they roll with **** frum the pentagom
both of you stupid couldm't get a girl even when you shot by cupid cuz yu stupid so get yo sorry asses moving
thats it later gtg
Last edited by slim_thug on Sep 28th, 2005 at 12:20 AM
A lack of soul, forgetting the whole,
as the poo flies outta the wrong body-hole
Like yesterday's paper life ends in a bin,
The next scent of humour will be Satan's grin
ayo ayo ayo i smelling my girls a-hole
kool keith back on the track
im lovin your girls rack like maggots moving
in the tree of life, i got a rusty knife that can end your life
cenobites, seen more bites cuz Seymore bites
ass, more ass than donkys in a barrio
can u hear me though, los angeles and new york are plastic
more plastic than ralph bags, more plastic than plastiques
spaceships out the anus, battles that are famous
more accurate than marskmenship, broken hip
extraterrestial sensational battle rapping text
than can ruin your necks
Louisiana, ill leave you fully hexed
seen more voodoo than doodoo on a platter
i give up Kool keith is hard too
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bauubby digital, chlorox, in ur house
we'll make it a hot box, intox-
icated, sedated, rhyming to glorify knowledge
im intelligent to a third degree, no need for college
not a drop out like Kanye, i've been the kenya
and i'll send ya in a package, routine, splinters
beneath your feet, back in the days we carried heat
now we have a fallen soldier, and i told her
to do the 'la rhumba', she said **** nahh
slapped her with a two ton cannon, elements pure
and i know you're all waiting for 'The Cure'
i dunno lmao
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On a lame sundaymorning I was riding line 9
with a boner in my pants cause the chick next to me was mighty fine
My stop was near and I was gonna clear until some old Ho got way to near
She told me to leave the chair, cause it it would be only fair, to have her wrinkled ass and not mine over there!
I said 'quite a speech, you silly ****, but now give that wallet or I'll kick your butt!. This is no joke, I'm pretty broke!'
Scared for a bit, but taking no shit as the driver got to meddle in it!
He told me all about he picked up the phone and did a shout,
and the cops were close and on me without a doubt
I said 'if that's the shit, you don't know who your messing with!'
So pulled my 9, fired from the hip and gave em all a new piercing in the lip
it all went down like 'two towers'
tuesday morning walked out to purchase some flowers
roses mostly, cuz we were getting closley
like the small space between the butt and the nut
it was as simple as that, i felt her connection, spent
more time with her than my studies and family
we hung loose together like the lips on Biz Markie
felt a bond, definitly covalent
and she certainly wasn't hated
by folks, was intelligent not a sheep
dreamed about her in my sleep
and not in that way, it was much more than that
we had a few small fights like the baseball hitting the bat
grew together, evolved like cells to tissues
listened to her, debated about political issues
went to a few cafe's, ordered some dessert
had a nice time, headed for the Masta Ace concert
she was a nice girl, i was a gentleman
i worked on my blueprints while she worked on her plans
memory lane kicked in and this is how it all began
it was a tuesday morning, tired about 5 A.M
i was driving to college while i heard eminem
rhyming his bullshit on the radio, couldn't take it no more
popped in 'Disposable Arts' and wasn't soar anymore
went in class was ready for some anatomy
when a gorgeous girl walked by and stopped me
she asked a few questions and right now i cant remember
her beauty even made me forget this was in December
i thought about it, i thought this was just another girl
i was dead wrong like Big, she was perfect as rare as a pearl
and it continued on day after day
let me end it here by saying this girl is still here with me today
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jabberwalky takly speak softly whent he elephant drum hits calmly
let me take out the spikes off the tree, Lee couldn't battle with vampire
if he remember the day he met the 'damned queen' the wakling stick, stones throw method carrying bricks up the pyramid, 13 steps to fame, 8 to perfection, 3 to adolsecent, the rest to begin with
i have no idea what im saying
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