silver_tears Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Best link ever
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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Gender: Male
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Don't miss the Vin Diesel and Mr. T sites as well.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
"Chuck Norris doesn't wake at the crack of dawn, The dawn cracks when Chuck Norris wakes." __________________
Life is short and the art long, the occasion instant, experiment perilous, decision difficult.
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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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silver_tears Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Who would win in a fight, God or Chuck Norris? Trick question, Chuck Norris is God.
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Dusty Senior Member Gender: Male
on the sixth day, God created Chuck norris.
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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Dusty Senior Member Gender: Male
Chuck Norris is so good he'll shit your pants for you.
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silver_tears Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Chuck Norris once ate 73 hot dogs in 2 minutes and the resulting shit formed the Taj Mahal.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
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Dusty Senior Member Gender: Male
Chuck Norris has passed gas once. Its now known as the Bubonic Plague.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Gender: Male
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At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
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Hazardous Senior Member Gender: Male
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Chuck Norris sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Chuck Norris gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned
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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Gender: Male
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The Vin Diesel one is even better. -
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Dusty Senior Member Gender: Male
There's no such thing as a near death experience. There is however, a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Dusty Senior Member Gender: Male
When Chuck Norris got lost in the mountains one time, he used is own pubic hair as kindling for a fire.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Dr. Leg Kick Aesculapius Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mando When Chuck Norris got lost in the mountains one time, he used is own pubic hair as kindling for a fire.
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Dec 23rd, 2005 05:56 AM
That's the best one yet.
