Aniica Woodland
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Some where over the seven
yes.... go when u must return after you've washed ur hands...
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Elen sila lumenn omentilmo
Mar 9th, 2003 04:22 AM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Co-Admin
Did you miss the "I am handcuffed to a girl" part of things?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
Mar 9th, 2003 04:24 AM
Fitch
Free
Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
probably.Anway here's a suggestion:she could help you with that
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Mar 9th, 2003 08:38 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
quote: Originally posted by Fitch
she could help you with that
She'll have to.
Ush's doctor told him not to operate heavy equipment.
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Mar 9th, 2003 04:30 PM
Member.
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
go home and use ur own bathroom.
Mar 9th, 2003 05:41 PM
Fitch
Free
Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
quote: Originally posted by mechmoggy
She'll have to.
Ush's doctor told him not to operate heavy equipment.
should I take that as u know how "heavy" is it ?
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Mar 9th, 2003 08:02 PM
PadmeSkywalker
The Next Natalie Portman
Gender: Unspecified Location: Maryland, USA
I don't believe I'd want to know if why he knew how heavy it is if he did know. Well Ush, I guess you will never use the bathroom again, because if I had to go I wouldn't be able to....a guy handcuffed to a woman that has to use the restroom leaves her with one option, holding it.
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Mar 10th, 2003 02:32 AM
Allor_Vader
Elven Warrior of the RP
Gender: Female Location: Rivendell, LothLorien, &a
k, here's what ya do, Go to a restaraunt bathroom, go in but leave the other out. Then close the door and do your business. It'll be a lot of trouble, but you see the chain will move in that little space between the door and the lock.
Mar 10th, 2003 02:52 AM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Co-Admin
Great. That's going to get REAL uncomfortable after a few months.
BTW, Mech, that was damn funny...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
Mar 10th, 2003 02:52 AM
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Mar 10th, 2003 02:52 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
quote: Originally posted by Ushgarak
BTW, Mech, that was damn funny...
*Takes bow*
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Mar 10th, 2003 05:58 PM
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allor vader=funniest punk alive------mech=2nd funniest punk alive.
Mar 11th, 2003 01:27 AM
Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy
hi padme!
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blessed be x
Mar 11th, 2003 10:35 AM
finti
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and member is a need for a straitjacket
Mar 11th, 2003 10:46 AM
Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy
I second that!
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blessed be x
Mar 11th, 2003 11:03 AM
Allor_Vader
Elven Warrior of the RP
Gender: Female Location: Rivendell, LothLorien, &a
No, member needs a mansion, with 10 cars, and psychiatrist who gets paid and has give da money to member.
Mar 11th, 2003 12:01 PM
mah
J-type 327 Nubian
Gender: Male Location: Florø, Norway
gets paid for his member?
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Mar 11th, 2003 02:29 PM
Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
Mar 12th, 2003 09:53 AM
finti
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still needs a strait jacket
Mar 12th, 2003 09:54 AM
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