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Dude, the man is friends and speaks with Dolphins:

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So why do you say such hurtful things

Damn that is awesome.

Mar 18th, 2015 09:58 PM

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As long as he shares a cell with Obama...

This would suck for Obama, he'd be Putin's b*tch within about 4 seconds and I know for a fact the man doesn't believe in lube.

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Damn that is awesome.

The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

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This would suck for Obama, he'd be Putin's b*tch within about 4 seconds and I know for a fact the man doesn't believe in lube.

LoL, no. Putin is 5'7" while wearing shoes with 1.5 inch soles, Barry would backhand that nigh midget

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The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

I don't believe you, they are still alive and well.

Mar 18th, 2015 10:02 PM

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I know he's back now, but I was thinking the worst. Thought ISIS might have been involved.

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The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

It wasn't the KGB, Putin was forced to personally choke the dolphins out. He cried man tears during the entire ordeal, but it had to be done. Now whenever he plays Ecco The Dolphin on Sega he can't help but think of them.

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LoL, no. Putin is 5'7" while wearing shoes with 1.5 inch soles, Barry would backhand that nigh midget

Obama might backhand him, but he'd shatter every bone in his hand. Plus being raped by a midget would probably be more traumatizing then being raped by a normal sized person. It definitely wouldn't help your prison reputation.

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Mar 18th, 2015 10:03 PM

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Putin trained with Steven Seagal, and he's pretty big muscle-wise, he does also seem like he'd make Obama his ***** like he has been since 2013.

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ITS OK, OBAMA WILL JUST DUNK ON HIM!

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Putin beats Obama down all while smoking a nice big blunt.

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and he's pretty big muscle-wise,

Yeah, no

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Well... He was....

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Yeah, but you don't need to be big and musclely to be able to take on Obama, so meh.

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Mar 18th, 2015 10:26 PM

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Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

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Mar 18th, 2015 10:30 PM

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The Putin propaganda machine works, it seems

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Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

Putin invaded Ukraine knowing Obama wasn't gonna do shit. laughing

Mar 18th, 2015 10:37 PM

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Seriously, I wanna be like Putin, if I was president, I would take NO shit from these other countries, politics and law are BS, its about Right and Wrong.

I mean, Putin is kind of an *******, but he is an intimidating dude.

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Mar 18th, 2015 10:39 PM

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Grow a pair, will yah. He's a flabby midget with bad hair.

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Mar 18th, 2015 10:39 PM

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Let's see Putin try this shit with Truman or JFK though. LOL.

It's not the country that's weak, it's the man that runs the country. You better believe Truman would personally beat Putin to death while Putin was armed... with a gun.

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