mikeydude
Cleveland is the Reason.
Gender: Male Location: Heaven at nite.
Have you ever seen A Trouser Snake?
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Oct 22nd, 2010 02:42 PM
Dark Riddick
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damn, what i wouldnt give for you to be my baby's momma.
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Oct 22nd, 2010 08:54 PM
Impediment
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Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
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Wanna go halves on a bastard?
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“Dreams shape the world."
Oct 22nd, 2010 09:08 PM
Robtard
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Captain's Chair, CA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hahahaa, not bad.
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Oct 22nd, 2010 10:56 PM
Impediment
Endless
Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
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Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
Have you ever had your belly button touched? From the inside?
Guess what? I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.
Did you fall from heaven? Oh, that's interesting because I have an erection.
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“Dreams shape the world."
Oct 22nd, 2010 11:00 PM
Dark Riddick
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hey, lookin to disappoint your parents?
i'm that guy.
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Oct 22nd, 2010 11:18 PM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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Touch Daddy's dick.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Oct 23rd, 2010 04:49 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Jun 20th, 2011 05:37 PM
Astner
The Ghost Who Walks
Gender: Male Location:
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again."
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
Last edited by Astner on Jun 20th, 2011 at 06:43 PM
Jun 20th, 2011 06:36 PM
Miss Fiend
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Canada
Got two nipples for a dime?
dunno if that was on the list but I would actually laugh if some guy said that to me.
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I-I love you like a love song baby.. And I keep hittin' repe-pe-pe-peat.
Jun 20th, 2011 09:36 PM
Esau Cairn
Contagious
Gender: Male Location: Australia
It's only affectionately called a "Rape Van".
Jun 24th, 2011 04:25 AM
marwash22
HELL YEAH.
Gender: Male Location: Balls deep in your cerebral cortex
-that's a beautiful dress.
-thanks.
-It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
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Jun 24th, 2011 06:35 AM
StarCraft2
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You look very very familiar girl...
have I had sex with you before?
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I Train in Following Disciplines Kickboxing Wrestling and Mix Martial Arts
Jul 8th, 2011 09:23 PM
Mr. Rhythmic
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Britain
I've actually used this before.
It started with my friend making a joke about us all being married (him, the girl, and I), and the girl said (in joke still) "Sorry boys, but I'm not a marrying type of girl."
So I said "I don't need to marry you, just be around you."
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Last edited by Mr. Rhythmic on Jul 17th, 2011 at 06:02 AM
Jul 17th, 2011 06:00 AM
mikeydude
Cleveland is the Reason.
Gender: Male Location: Heaven at nite.
Lulz bewbs.
That was for John.
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Jul 17th, 2011 09:30 AM
Rogue Jedi King
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Gender: Location: Jedi Academy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by mikeydude
Lulz bewbs.
That was for John.
Thank you.
Jul 25th, 2011 09:55 PM
Rogue Jedi King
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Touch Daddy's dick.
My fave!
Jul 25th, 2011 10:17 PM
The Pict
Defender Of The Faith
Gender: Male Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
"You'll do."
Or
"Get your coat, you've pulled."
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Jul 25th, 2011 10:42 PM
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