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mikeydude
Cleveland is the Reason.

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Location: Heaven at nite.

Have you ever seen A Trouser Snake?


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damn, what i wouldnt give for you to be my baby's momma.


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Wanna go halves on a bastard?


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“Dreams shape the world."

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Wanna go halves on a bastard?


Hahahaa, not bad.


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Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

Have you ever had your belly button touched? From the inside?

Guess what? I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

Did you fall from heaven? Oh, that's interesting because I have an erection.


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hey, lookin to disappoint your parents? smokin'

i'm that guy.


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Touch Daddy's dick.


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Nice shoes. Wanna screw?


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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

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Got two nipples for a dime?

dunno if that was on the list but I would actually laugh if some guy said that to me.


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It's only affectionately called a "Rape Van".

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marwash22
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-that's a beautiful dress.

-thanks.

-It would look even better on my bedroom floor.


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You look very very familiar girl...
have I had sex with you before?


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I've actually used this before.

It started with my friend making a joke about us all being married (him, the girl, and I), and the girl said (in joke still) "Sorry boys, but I'm not a marrying type of girl."
So I said "I don't need to marry you, just be around you."


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mikeydude
Cleveland is the Reason.

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Lulz bewbs.

That was for John.


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Lulz bewbs.

That was for John.


Thank you. smokin'

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Touch Daddy's dick.


My fave!

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"You'll do."

Or

"Get your coat, you've pulled."


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