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Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.
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DeVi| D0do
The 8th Deadly Sin

Gender: Male
Location: New Zealand

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Originally posted by Klogz
I know!! and what the hell is with making the 10 cent that funny orangey colour! And why the hell are they shrinking the 50 cent? I like the 50 cent.

who can explain anything the government does?

Maybe it would be better if Helen did fall outta that plane Happy Dance

I'm kidding of course

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Apr 13th, 2005 10:12 AM

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BullitNutz
Two Plus Two Is Jello

Gender: Male
Location: United States

I still say they melt if you ask real nicely.

What do you say to the officer, though? "Sorry officer, she just melted!!!"

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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

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Originally posted by BullitNutz
"Ron Jeremy is afraid of my wang."

Ummm.... aren't you affraid of any guys' wang?

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Apr 13th, 2005 11:11 AM

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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

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Originally posted by Imaginary
Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

Think about it. Why is a quarter not just called "25 cents". If I told somebody that they need to repay me 25 cents, I will be pissed off if I get 25 goddamn pennies. THis way we can verify what incremints we want our money in.

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Apr 13th, 2005 11:14 AM

Em0me101
SUPERNATURAL FREEK!!

Gender: Female
Location: The Shadow Of The Valley Of Darknes

well ive seen loads of corny pick up lines but us girls arent that dumb but ill let ya have em anyway. u probably tried and tested them lol.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again"

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven"

"Get your jacket you've pulled"

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