yep. i found the one funny where he is snogging someone on Lois 's grave and the one where he burns down a guys house and then makes him pay supes to put it out!
1. no matter how many insane @ssholes try to kill you, never try to kill them back or you'll be no better than they are
2. it is possible to adventure in the same exact city has gods, aliens, cyborgs, and genetically enhanced beings but be hated for being a mutant while they are loved and admired.
3. it is possible to be hardcore villain one minute, then a good guy the next, and have the general public seemingly forget about your past misdeeds.
4. it is possible to utter multiple thought bubble's worth of sentences while in mid air
5. once you discover you have powers the first thing you think of doing is helping ppl rather than being a pro athlete
6. if you're a scientist, or a fleeing villain your secret origin will always involve a lab accident or chemical spill
7. if you're a female your scanty outfit will awlays prove durable no matter what, and if it gets burned, or shredded it will always be in strategic locations
8. if you're a genius you'll always suffer from all sorts of inner torment, and sick of ppl depending on you for all the answers
9. if you're in the DC universe no matter what crimes you commit as a super villain if you're in gotham you'll end up in a minimun security mental health facility, while all other villains in other cities gotta do hard time in the pen( revamped alcatraz or strykers island)
10. if you're a hero and your girl knows your secret identity, it will turn out that she's bossy and spitfire, and will always be reckless cuz she knows you'll be there to rescue her.
11. lastly, if youre one of those anti-hero kind of heroes, where you dont take no slack, and you have a problem with established authority you always have to bang a few super chicks in the super hero community.
if youre like deadpool/slade/agent X/task master/elektra/Mystique no matter how many corporate buildings/ancient monasterys that houses some precious object/info you storm or security personnel/sentinels you kill while doing it no one will call the police and you'll get away with having killed dozens of ppl in one fell swoop
If I was a billionaire and had about a day of prep time.... I can do any freaking thing possible .....no matter how impossible it might seem.....Like i could kick supermans ass......several times...etc.....or even beat up god.....hell i would be god to some ppl (sorry that was a stab at the batman fanboys)
adamantium can cut through anything......doesn't matter if your as weak as a new born baby or you don't have any leverage.... it can still pierce titanium or tanks and stuff
there's always some crazy lunatic who wants to destroy the planet/solar system/ universe he's in...thinking nothing of the fact that he will also die as well
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