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Corran
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Originally posted by Storm
They' d threaten my future unborn babies

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

There was once a Sith Lord who was so powerful he could create life, but you can't learn how from a Jedi!!

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Originally posted by rickyduck
I dont believe you. Still, funny though!

You wouldnt be driving a car....

Hmmm good point, maybe I should have said 18!

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Re: Scam Warning.

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Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Good man Corran! I'll be sure not to let that happen to me big grin

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

what happened to to the good ol days erm

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Corran
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Originally posted by a1hsauce
what happened to to the good ol days

Um, these are the gold ol' days. confused

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King of Blades
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Re: Scam Warning.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

it has no end with you Corran...

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GCG
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Thats Tesco's Bonus ;

The other one takes your wallet to swipe your Tesco Bonus Card.

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Peach
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Corran!

That was great laughing

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Corran
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Originally posted by Lana
Corran!

That was great

I bet you say that to ALL the boys wink

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Feb 6th, 2006 11:49 PM

LethalFemme
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

funny lol

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Peach
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Originally posted by Corran
I bet you say that to ALL the boys

*smacks*

Where the hell have you been stick out tongue

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Feb 7th, 2006 12:36 AM

Alpha Centauri
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I thought the title said "Scum Warning."

Hahaha.

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Corran
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Originally posted by Lana
*smacks*

Where the hell have you been

Ouch! Doing 'things'.

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Feb 7th, 2006 09:34 AM

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Hahahahaha. Corran you delicious bastard.

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Corran
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Hey BF, you gorgeous sex toy.

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Feb 7th, 2006 10:43 AM

Peach
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
Ouch! Doing 'things'.

That's greatly specific.

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Feb 7th, 2006 04:49 PM

Corran
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You really don't want the details of some of it.

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Feb 7th, 2006 04:51 PM

Peach
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What about the rest?

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Feb 7th, 2006 05:01 PM

Corran
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See first post wink

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Feb 8th, 2006 09:45 AM

Libertine
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That joke at the begining was genius Corran. At first i was reading thinking WTF!? Then i got to the end and was in stitches.

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