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Bardock42
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Originally posted by vintageSW77
im doin 20 minuites at my local comedy club at amatuer night

sample of my routine:

today the family of the celebrity is almost as amous as the celeberity him or herself
take Jordan and Peter Andre for instance
every time i go to the newsagents i see a pic of them on front of some magazine or other with their son Harvey...hes nearly as famous as those two
what an ugly ****er he is
i would have taken a leaf out of Michael Jacksons book and covered the face of that one
jesus
mind you i do feel sorry for him

imagine having Peter Andre as your stepdad

You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
explains alot about you.

Does it now.

Notice the lack of question mark!

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Originally posted by Bardock42
You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.

Does it now.

Notice the lack of question mark!

no no no....it wasnt a question. roll eyes (sarcastic)

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no no no....it wasnt a question.

Are you stupid?

Not to insult you, just generally. Is your IQ below 80?

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you stupid?

Not to insult you, just generally. Is your IQ below 80?

nope, its actually in the low 130's.

you? insult me? oh, that'll never happen.

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Jan 17th, 2007 01:32 PM

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You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.

Thank you...im here all week

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nope, its actually in the low 130's.

you? insult me? oh, that'll never happen.

I ... doubt that very, very much.

Well, it might any day, you piss me off a lot. Sometimes I think it is an act, but most I actually believe you are as...slow as you portray yourself.

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Originally posted by vintageSW77
Thank you...im here all week

hey, i think you are funny as hell!!!! whens your next show?

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Jan 17th, 2007 01:34 PM

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Thank you...im here all week

The rest of your show is better, I am sure.

Well...it must be.

Ever thought of just ripping off good comics?

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Jan 17th, 2007 01:35 PM

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The rest of your show is better, I am sure.

Well...it must be.

Ever thought of just ripping off good comics?

yeah i saw Michael Richards do a skit the other week
i got some comedy tips AND how to deal with hecklers "of colour" too

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Jan 17th, 2007 01:38 PM

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yeah i saw Michael Richards do a skit the other week
i got some comedy tips AND how to deal with hecklers "of colour" too

See, that was funny.

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copyright infringement.

See, that wasn't.

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maybe so, maybe no.maybe maybe.

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Jan 17th, 2007 01:43 PM