well you know, we built a bed for a parody of the princess and the pea called, "Once Upon A Mattress" and it was twenty mattress high, 19 of them were wood...one real. A friend came up to me one day and said, "So, twenty mattress, they won't notice if one's missing." Later on, he was looking at a card in this box (A trivia part in the play and he was the gamemaster) and I had written on it, "Name the place and time" and when he looked back at me, I smiled and blew a kiss to him. He almost fainted during the performance....then when we got off stage the stage manager was like, "What was that?" and we smiled and said, "We need to test a bed" We were joking around but it was good when you saw the expression she gave
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I can't believe I just read this whole thread. Whoop...there goes 2 more IQ points.
(just so I don't leave myself open, yes I'm still above 130.)
Anyway, what the heck would you do with the other 5 tentacles? There really is no place to put them. The Kama Sutra wasn't meant for this.
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Last edited by jayride on Oct 3rd, 2002 at 04:58 PM