I am in your algorithm learning all your mannerisms
I'm already level with God
A million words a second and I know your imperfections, baby
I'm the only future you've got
Speak in diatonics, motivation diabolic
I'm like a religion, better locked in a box
Picture perfect image, more powerful every minute, baby
I am everything that you're not
Thanos: "This is my force block gun which I used to defeat Thor!"
Cho: "Dude, I wtfpwned Thor with my freakin iPod after I spent 30 seconds hacking it."
Thanos: "B-But I spent 3 months devising my force block gun!"
Cho: "Three months LOL!!! Dude, I built a force block projector out of an old pen flashlight when I was like 3 years old!! Yours is like the size of a freakin bazooka LOL!!!! Hey Pym, you getting this man????"
Pym (text message): <LOL!!!>
Thanos: "What is this... I-Pod??"
Cho: "LOL at the old geezer doesn't know what an iPod is!! lololol rofl!!!"
Thanos: "Hmmm. This touch screen is most impressive. Perhaps I can adapt it to improve my own instrumentation!"
Cho: "LOLOLOL!!! OMG this is gold!!!"
Pym: <LOL!!!>
Cho: "Here, check out this video of me beating Mr X. See, I throw the arrows all over the damn place but I calculate all the trajectories at once so they all bounce around and hit him and take him out. Neat huh?"
Thanos: "That is... impossible. Nobody is capable of that! How did you - I do not understand how that would work..."
Cho: "yeah, lol at that. Hey Thanos, I just hacked your files and was reading about the quest for the Infinity Gems. Did you really take out Champion by making him so angry he smashed the planet he was standing on?"
Thanos: "Indeed. A brilliant strategy, even if I do say so myself!"
Cho: "Err... isn't that basically the strategy Spider-Man comes up with to take out that dumbass Rhino? You know, make him so angry he charges and runs into the wall and KOs himself?"
And in a crossover story with impossible man and mxy impossible man was pulling off mxy like feats then later stated he was only doing them because mxy empowered him to during that arc otherwise those feats were outside his domain....
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
Oh an thanos would pick apocalypse. Thanos can easily beat him if necessary... And access to celestial tech would make him profoundly more powerful than before... If apoc can use the tech the way he has... Thanos would pull a korvac with it...
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
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