Mr. Bacon's hopes of becoming the fastest runner his age were dashed when Punkyhermy outran everybody, including him. However, Kevin and PH soon began a friendship, and discovered a magical kingdom in the forest, where the two of them reign together as king and queen. The police are still trying to find their stash. All they got when they asked were it is was "Oooh colours, everywhere....yum."
An ominous darkness invaded Kram3r's sunflower farm, he had just moved from Australia to follow his dream of becoming a sunflower farmer. His room mate Roland was the only one who could see it at first, then he mysteriously disappeared and reappeared 3 days later complaining about being sore all over.
A meddling boyfriend friend Barker and his two oldest mansluts chums Thorinn and Taft try to set up the virgin youngest of the group Skeets with the right man..........and I bet you were expecting a strikethrough.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Stranglove apparently found the key to his parent's liquer cabinet last night and drank like five Kaluhas with milk, like omgzoinks.!!1111. After waking up this morning next to Ronald McDonald in a haystack just outside of Barstow, California, he hitched a ride back to his homeland with a troupe of Lizard trainers on their way to the Festival of Voodoo and Black Majik. A giraffe named Walter ran by in the background, he was twenty-seven years old this day.
Holed-up in an Indian University dorm before he turned states evidence against AOR, the notorious drug lord, a sleazy young thespian, Strangelove, partied hard as a pair of undercover agents, the mysterious Puzzle (Kenneth) and Captain Rexxy (Jordan) tried to bring him to trial. Meanwhile, seven assassins, LF, Mywi, Da Moose, Ronny, Lana, Ushgarak, and finally Eclipso, all of them looking to grab the $1 million bounty on his head, also made their way out to Indiana. In the end all but one had been shot. However, it turns out everyone cheaped out though and bought paint ball rounds thinking the others would shoot first. The elderly janitor did not appreciate having to clean up that mess after everyone left to go have pancakes.
In the wake of the overdosing death of the beloved Muppet, Kermit, DarkC and Bardock clash over the public and private aspects of his life, and his death's impact on both the other Muppets, and especially Miss. Piggy.
I remember him before the drugs. He was so sweet and gentle but, when he started shooting up he became violent. All he'd want to do is get a BJ, get high and eat cheerios butt naked with soy milk.
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