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What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?
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Nemesis X
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Side questiom: In the zombie movie where they were in the mall, and then made the dash for the boat, what were their biggest mistakes?


What were their biggest mistakes? How about letting an old fart wield a chainsaw and when he trips he "accidentally" saws a woman up which causes the bus to flip for some reason.

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That and needlessly driving too fast. Those F450 shuttle buses handle poorly. They could have gone a leisurely 35mph all the way.


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then you guys can all come to the rig.

But its "bring-a-bottle'.....ok....? stick out tongue

(They make great molotov cocktails, if anything)


Here it's known as 'BYOB', Bring Your Own Booze. Since parties tend to attact the cheap bastards that eat, drink and then move on to the next one. Otherwise known and the RJs of the world.


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Here it's known as 'BYOB', Bring Your Own Booze. Since parties tend to attact the cheap bastards that eat, drink and then move on to the next one. Otherwise known and the RJs of the world.
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Originally posted by Robtard
That and needlessly driving too fast. Those F450 shuttle buses handle poorly. They could have gone a leisurely 35mph all the way.


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What were their biggest mistakes? How about letting an old fart wield a chainsaw and when he trips he "accidentally" saws a woman up which causes the bus to flip for some reason.


Indeed and

If it were me, and I was planning on fighting my way to the docks, or even use the sewers to go to the gun shop, I wouldnt be wearing frigging tank tops. I would find a leather shop in the mall, don the thickest leather jacket I could find, pants too, pretty much encase my body with as much thick leather as I could without hindering my movement too much.


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See? We saw ya coming there RJ....

You can come to the rig, but you live in cage, below decks, half submerged in the water, in the manner of deer hunter.

(This will put you also in prime position to molest any mermaids that you find, which I know you will consider a perk.)


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
See? We saw ya coming there RJ....

You can come to the rig, but you live in cage, below decks, half submerged in the water, in the manner of deer hunter.

(This will put you also in prime position to molest any mermaids that you find, which I know you will consider a perk.)
Well yeah, mermaid buttsex was my motivation roll eyes (sarcastic)


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If it were me, and I was planning on fighting my way to the docks, or even use the sewers to go to the gun shop, I wouldnt be wearing frigging tank tops. I would find a leather shop in the mall, don the thickest leather jacket I could find, pants too, pretty much encase my body with as much thick leather as I could without hindering my movement too much.


So in short, you'd be fighting off zombies dressed like this:

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hey from what i hear leather is pretty bite resistent.


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hey from what i hear leather is pretty bite resistent.


I think it's only scratch resistant.

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It's better than anything else you're going to find close by. Exchange it for body armor when you find some.


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So in short, you'd be fighting off zombies dressed like this:

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Dude, if it keeps me from being bit, I will wear a pink tutu.


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i have a question how does a zombie know to attack you and each other? what if i simply shoveled along saying "brains" alongside them how would they know the difference?


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i have a question how does a zombie know to attack you and each other? what if i simply shoveled along saying "brains" alongside them how would they know the difference?


That has only worked once to my knowledge, in Shaun of The Dead. So your chances of blending in are very slim, you also run the chance of an ass-less chaps leather bound RJ shooting you, thinking your a zombie.


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Worked in The Mummy, too.


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Those weren't the undead, sir. Just Arab zealots.


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That has only worked once to my knowledge, in Shaun of The Dead. So your chances of blending in are very slim, you also run the chance of an ass-less chaps leather bound RJ shooting you, thinking your a zombie.


I forget the movie, but I've seen it work before too

guys just put on makeup and shuffled around, and the zombies left them alone


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That has only worked once to my knowledge, in Shaun of The Dead. So your chances of blending in are very slim, you also run the chance of an ass-less chaps leather bound RJ shooting you, thinking your a zombie.


ROFLMAO laughing out loud


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Dude, if it keeps me from being cold at night whilst I suck my thumb and cuddle up to Teddy Ruxpin, I will wear a pink tutu.


Fixed. stick out tongue







































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Another great hideout would be the Temple at the Canyon of the Crescent moon in the 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'.

No way could the zombies negotiate those traps alive: And one even decaptitates.


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Dude, if it keeps me from being bit, I will wear a pink tutu.



Duuuuuuude nah, i know what we need here. The perfect shit. Either dragon armor. or the BEAR SUIT



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