All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
There's quite a few members on here who shock me with their ages. A lot of people seem like they would be younger than me, but then turn out to be in their mid twenties or older.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
If that's a genuine compliment, thanks. It certainly helps out on tests I didn't study for.
If not....
1. It was a parody of the media going crazy demonzing steroids.
2. It was a parody of ignorant people who think steroids are the cause of everything.
3. It was to show you how well I've paid attention in "class".
4. Literally NOT show that you are on steroids and you just look older and I am lame and can't think of any good reason to say you look older than you do.
Hi, I'm Badabing. I'm immature and in my 30's. I never outgrew comics, video games or cartoons. I also people on KMC for no reason except the makes me laugh. So for anybody who has a problem with that, !
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
Of course, I disagree with most of that. You can have a wife, kids, cars, big TV, etc. and have a great life. Impediment seems to be pretty happy. I'm pretty happy. Things are only going to get better when I hit thirty.