Rey goes to the Dark Side after Luke falls off a cliff on that Silly Island he is hiding on. They all go to more planets with sillier names then any other of one from the other movies. Finn gets a Robot Spine. Chewbacca will save the day and then get ignored cause He doesn't matter.
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R2-D2 is BB-8's dad, Lando is Finn's father and Snoke is Shmi Skywalkers father, who manipulated the midichlorians to create Anakin in a Josef Fritzl kind of way!
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Of the ones I've read, I like Snoke being The Operator/Gallius Rax, an admiral from the old Emprie who cunningly rebuilt the left over forces into the First Order, which is sort of a nod to the EU's Thrawn. Much better than going with another Sith Lord that for whatever reason no one knew about.
Honorable mention goes to the theory of Snoke being Tarkin. Don't but into it, buy I kinda like it.