I saw episode 3 tonight at my friends house. I am not sure how he got it, but it was osmthing that he knew someone who knew someone who worked with lucas arts and was able to get on the studio grounds when he was in Australia. It really wasnt that good. Overated. The best part is when Obi wan knocked anakin into the lava. Obi wan really put the beat down on Anakin once he stopped trying to deligate with him. The use of special effects was laughable. If you thought episode one used to much CGI, wait untill you see episode 3. It was like watching a cartoon that wanted to be a movie. The under water battle was cool and un expected, but again, the only thing worth mentioning from this travesty are the light saber battles. You know it seems episode 3 followed suit of episode 1 and 2. Seeing how the only things worth mentioning in episode 1 and 2 are the light saber battles. I dont want to give much away so i will just say dont waste your money or energy pining over this release. 2/10
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Saw ROTS did ya? Hmmm, well then tell me this: where does the name Luke come from? or any bits of dialougue? I shall be holding my breath awaiting your answer....
Well the whole movie revolves around some magic crystal that is said to intensify the force. The jedi council want it because it is believed to be able to put a stop to corruption around the republic and help point out traders. Palpitine wants it to use against the jedi and sends anakin to the vulcano planet to get the magic crystal behind the jedi's back. While anakin is there and finds the magic crytal. Obi wan arrives and finds anakin. He demands that anakin explain himself but anakin refuses and attacks obi wan, after obi wan spanks anakin he cries to him that
the magic crystal will consume him and turn him against the jedi..blah..blah...blah.
Earthquakes happen, big explosions lava and the whole nine yards. anakin falls into a lava fissure. Obi wan believes anikan to be dead, cries a little bit and leaves with anakins lightsaber. The one he later gives to luke.
Now on some other planet far far away the emperor ..err..palpatine is talking to some political dudes. which he says that the council is under his influence except some other three dudes who cannot be swayed. He insinuates that he wants those three dudes dead. His gaurds are all pussied out and cry that they cannot do that because of the jedi might. This is where palpitine reveals that he also has a magic crystal. The magic crystal shows where anakin is. the emperors dudes go to anakin. They sprinkle fairy dust on him and say some weird chant and magically anakin comes back to life. That is how anakin comes back to life. Nothing special, just magic fairy dust. seriously.
Obi wan cries to yoda that he failed and yoda says somthing like, you have to learn humility Obi wan says but he was my friend and i thought i could teach him like you taught me, and that he failed yoda, the jedi councel. He said he doesnt understand how it could have happend because the force was so strong with him and that he thought he would be the one to bring balance back to the force. Obi wan cries some more, yoda tells him that obi wan now carries a burden on his shoulders and will still ultimately be the teacher to the one who brings balance to the force. He then tells him in his fortune teller ways that ankin is not dead.
man i dont feel like typin the whole movie. shit... if you want me to complete it i will just ask.
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it's not fake man. I dont know how steve got the movie, i know he has it. Do you really want me to continue ruining the entire movie for you? i will . Just to prove to you that i am not lying and the movie is a waste of your money. you will see when it comes out.
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Ol'Blighty in the north
Lol magic crystal, ROFL LMAO They sprinkle fairy dust on him and say some weird chant and magically anakin comes back to life. That is how anakin comes back to life. Nothing special, just magic fairy dust. seriously. Lol
You know i have lied about many movies that i have seen months before they have come out, just to be a dick in a humorous way to piss off other people. I wish i were kidding this time, but i am beyond serious. When you wait in a two hour line, you will find out within the first fifteen minutes of the movie, that the whole film essentially revolves around the Kaiburr crystal, which is basically a magic crystal. It is the death star to episode 3.
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Jan 19th, 2005 07:11 AM
"Totally Jackson!!"-Nathan Barley
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