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lau_timmy
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NAUGHTY 'Star Wars' lines

Han Solo-
'Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.'

Darth Vader (to Emperor Palpatine): "I have felt him, my Master."

Wedge Antilles (during Death Star battle): "Look at the *SIZE* of that thing!"

AOTC - Palpatine: "Do it for me, m'lady!"
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lucasfilm
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umm... this shouldnt be here...


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HAROLD
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How RETARDED. And you're not even a 'May 2005'.
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Prod
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LOL...yeah...pick ANY line...and put "in my pants" after it...makes it funny...or funnier...

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie in my pants"

"I have felt him in my pants"

"Look at the *SIZE* of that thing in my pants!"

"Do it for me in my pants, m'lady!"


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Darth MoonPIE
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im sorry but i thought this was hilarious and so did my brother and his friend... hahahaha
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mephistodesigns
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by HAROLD
How RETARDED. And you're not even a 'May 2005'.


Like being from Apr 2005 makes you any cooler than the May 2005 people? laughing


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mephistodesigns
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"We did it" Leia in ANH....

not terribly clever....but funny none the less


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LightSaber_Part
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What the f**k?


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mephistodesigns
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oh c'mon...you're from Texas....I know you aren't above this.... wink


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ROFL!!!!


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ChristianRocker
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same here don't dis him i thought it was funny


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HAROLD
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
Like being from Apr 2005 makes you any cooler than the May 2005 people? laughing
My pointless-thread starting ended within my first few days here.
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quote: (post)
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oh c'mon...you're from Texas....I know you aren't above this.... wink


yeah and most people from TX know what crossing the line of stupid-ism is. wink


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lau timmy stop talkin bout star wars jimmys its just nasty.
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mephistodesigns
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by HAROLD
My pointless-thread starting ended within my first few days here.


ah, so you've done it to eh? those who live in plasteel jedi temples shouldn't throw thermal detonators!

....give it a minute...it'll make sense... laughing


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I think there was a thread on this in the expanded universe or classic trilogy forum somewhere. There were a lot of great lines. Someone search for it and post the link. I'm too lazy right now and I'm working with all of this video!!! big grin


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mephistodesigns
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Jeez DY....you're just getting to be a total sloth aren't you? wink

here.... beer
Take it to Queeq's and take a load off man, those freeloaders can spare you for an hour or so....


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
Jeez DY....you're just getting to be a total sloth aren't you? wink

here.... beer
Take it to Queeq's and take a load off man, those freeloaders can spare you for an hour or so....


You know a PEPSI sounds good smile


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mephistodesigns
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ahhhhh!!! noooo!!! Resist the marketing, you must!


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@stroFan
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Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
You know a PEPSI sounds good smile


Are you kidding? Pepsi is disgusting.

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!!!

Come on its Texas, we made Dr. Pepper and we love it. We have a damn Dr. Pepper museum, and I have been there. sad


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