If my memory serves me correctly Anakin has an affair with Darth Xio Jade (Mara-Jade Skywalker's mother) in the novels. But wait..., wouldn't Mara-Jade really be Luke's half sister? OMG what is with insest in the Skywalker family? (Luke and Leia's kiss in TESB).
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Jar Jar is the father. They had three hours of rough sex using his fingers, toes, his eye stalks, and finally his three foot penis to get her pregnant. When Jar Jar found ouit he slapped the ho and made her tell Anakin it was his child cause he knew his ignorant, whiny teenage ass would believe it.
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Uh, hello? Anyone remember the event in the SW: Obsession comics? He goes home to her, gets some ass, then goes and helps his master track down the bald chick, about 9 months before ROTS?
@Colen: What? SS super secret bundle o' crap site? Give me a break, Colen. Even Hidalgo said that SS and his bullshit is a fake in the OFFICIAL SW Insider. Go back to screwing around with your piss-poor MS paint skills and leave it to the boys who didn't have to ride in the short bus like you, you gullible fatass.
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So SS had Stupid Name Jade send a video of her and Anakin sweating up the sheets to Palpatine in his first draft o' bullshit? Jesus, SS is a perve. Must be why he can never have a real life besides typing up incoherent bullshit for Colen Morrel to wack off to every now and then.
Yeah, when I was still with Scourge, someone managed to find a link to that inside scoop of shit. Turns out it from his first 'site', a geocities one. Man, I can't believe someone as stupid as Colen and Dr. Douche can exist without getting killed because of their extreme gullibility.
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