So an obedient, subservient, looks-like-millions-of-other-guys smart drone?
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__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
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So... everyone else would hate you?
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"Door is locked. Move on to the next one."
Essentially, you would like to be part of the dumbest cadre of plastic-coated idiots in the universe.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
it actually was a movie mistake Lucas confirmed it. Btw like the rebels where any better they lost nearly every battle against the empire plot immunity and chewbacca saved the day on endor
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It may have been a movie mistake. But they kinda confirm it as legitimate when they intentionally add in a sound effect for it.
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You mean the battle where the Emperor's "best troops" were done in by 3 foot tall plush bears with rocks on strings? Those awesome Stormtroopers? And it doesn't help your choice when the best defence against the Stormtroopers being unimaginably awful boils down to "well, not as awful as those other guys." Seriously, why do you want to be a mindless, faceless, drone that everyone makes fun?
And yeah, they enhanced the sound effect in all the special editions. That moron trooper bumping his head is fully endorsed by Lucas as canon. Stormtroopers are terrible and they look stupid.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
ewoks had ambushed the stormtroopers, not to mention that one of the stormtroopers shot and wounded leia and another stormtrooper shot and deactivated R2. Plus afterwards the ewoks where getting killed, chewbacca was able to take an ATST which was one of the only reasons the alliance won, plus the "crappy" stormtroopers where able to board and kill all of the rebels on tantive iv (except leia) with only 4 total casualties, and both forces had even numbers
Pretty much everything you said explains how terrible the Stormtroopers are. They suck that much. And source for that "4 casualties/even numbers" thing?
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
You think there were only like a dozen people on that entire ship? And only the same on the entire Star Destroyer?
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
in once scene the one just after the shoot out in the beginning 3 rebels run and in the next scene both rebels shoot at 3 stormtroopers none of the stormtroopers got hit and then one of the stormtroopers without even looking shot and killed one of the rebels. Plus only 6-8 stormtroopers where in the first wave and about 10 rebels. Most likely the rebels on the tantive weren't regular men since why would hey have regular infantry on board a ship that is carrying the key to the rebellions success AKA the Death Star plans
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Then again, the men with Vader would probably be the 501st.
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__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
May 4th, 2014 05:48 PM
