some more *250 things legolas wouldnt say* i posted at the other board
heres some more...i just posted them at the ob files message board, hahaha they are halarious!!!
GOT ANOTHER!!!
#249
*Arwen runs up to Legolas with black under her eyes*
Legolas: Arwen..who gave you the black eye?
Arwen: its not a black eye, its mascara, ive been crying, aragorn has hurt my feelings again *sobs and goes to hug legolas*
Legolas: THEY HAVE MASCARA IN RIVENDELL?!! SINCE WHEN?!! I MUST HAVE SOME!!!! *starts to run and arwen falls to the ground*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
#250
Legolas: *singing* THE HILL ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
ANOTHER!
#251
Legolas: aragorn..no offense, but that outfit was so last year!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANOTHER!
On a roll here people! HAHAHAA
#252
Legolas: *starts to cry to aragorn* ill never let go jack..ill never let go
Aragorn: what in the bloody hell?
Legolas: IM FLYING JACK..JACK..*grabs aragorn and kisses him* oh jack
Aragorn: LET GO YOU SICKO!!!!!!! *smacks him*
Legolas: No jack..the name isnt sicko...ITS ROSE!!! *titanic music starts to play* lets go get nakie in the old car and get screwy...take me to the stars...to the
*Aragorn slaps him*
Aragorn: SNAP OUT OF IT YOU FREAK!!
Legolas: *slaps back and lets go* well @#%$ damn...IVE LET GO!
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i thought these were all funny! hahahahahaa
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Could you picture Legolas going: " OH!!! Myybe later we can paint our toe nails and share embarissing stories!!" like on that's so raven, except he means it? HAHAHAHAH *falls over so hard needs ale to take away the pain*
okie, 1. If I see another Orli/Legolas thread, I will SCREAM!
and 2. It would be more funny if one of them had more to do with Lord of the Rings humor.
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Kitoky this was posted a long time ago, people just found it and replied...bumping it up to near the top, its been here
I actually do have some "100 things the fellowship would never say" too that i made
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Gandalf: for the last time...say it with me you twinkle farted fools....LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMBAS BREAD
Frodo: LAAAAAAAAAMBAS BREAD!
Legolas: lambas, one full bite can fill the stomach of a full grown man
Sam: llllllllaaaaambas bread!
Gandalf: SHUT UP LEGOLAS! and say it with me.........lammmbasss bread
Legolas: lambas bread this..*throws a rock at gandalf*
Gandalf: YOU JUST THREW ROCKANNE AT ME YOU FOOL!
Legolas: *lets out a cry* NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROCKANNE! ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!! DO CPR ON HER! SHES NOT BREATHING! OH GOD! NOT MY BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *walks off* stupid fiend
Legolas: *takes out arrow and shoots it at gandalfs ass* COME BACK YOU..*cries* MURDERER!
Gandalf: YEEEOOOUCH! i didnt kill her! you did!!! you threw her at me! YOU BEATER!
Legolas: *cries* YOU HAVE NO HEART! *holds rock* rockanne...speak to me...rockanne..your leggy lulu is here..*kisses the rock*
Gandalf: grow up legolas
Legolas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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*lembas* (lol i just realized it was spelled lembas lastnight)
its okay, you didnt know, your forgiven
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Legolas: a zah-kay-nay a ching changity chong
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: nothing..*looks away*
Aragorn: did you say i wear a thong?
Legolas: No that is gandalf my friend
Gandalf: *walks in* my crack itches!!! ITS IN THE CRACK ITS IN THE CRACK EEEEEEK!!1
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