Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Have you ever been in this situation . . .
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!!
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:01 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
I have not been in that situation.
You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static?
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:02 PM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!!
Twice. First time was really awkward.
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:03 PM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
I don't Work
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:06 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
I have not been in that situation.
You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static?
Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . !
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:06 PM
Les yeux clos
Wisdomous
Gender: Female Location: Londinium Town
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! What kind of lizard?
Dec 14th, 2006 12:07 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
The two jobs I've worked at were a movie theatre and a sub shop. They don't really care that muchquote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . !
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:07 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks.
Always glad to be of service, T-Hikes.
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:11 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lady Fianna
What kind of lizard?
I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that??
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:11 PM
Les yeux clos
Wisdomous
Gender: Female Location: Londinium Town
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that?? Oh. Well no then. Mine turned into a dragon.
Dec 14th, 2006 12:12 PM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Almost, except my boss took off her clothes and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours
Dec 14th, 2006 12:15 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
Always glad to be of service, T-Hikes.
"T-Hikes", I like it! But how do i know you are not a spy?
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:16 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Almost, except my boss took off her clotehs and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours
She begged and begged for several hours?
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:16 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Almost, except my boss took off her clothes and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours Must've been scarring to your psyche
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:17 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. Well no then. Mine turned into a dragon.
What kind of dragon?
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:17 PM
Les yeux clos
Wisdomous
Gender: Female Location: Londinium Town
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What kind of dragon? A red one, with a big spikes, but he was very friendly.
Dec 14th, 2006 12:18 PM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
She begged and begged for several hours?
Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me
Dec 14th, 2006 12:19 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Must've been scarring to your psyche
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Dec 14th, 2006 12:20 PM
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