I just went into my bathroom and some f.uck took a dump and didn't flush. Every time i go into the bathroom and someone doesn't flush, it pisses me off.
HOW IN THE F.UCK IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO FLUSH
And i know who it was too, my friend Troy, who was as obnoxious enough to wright on the toilet seat " hope you like your gift"
I need to get him back for this he knew it would piss me off. Anyone got any ideas for me?
I went to a public bathroom once and something was floating in the tiolet. It was floating shit...i ran out but the guy that went in thought id did it. I WAS FRAMED.
i got a good idea I'm gonna go out tonight at 2:00am and take a dump on his car hood and wright " i liked yours so much i thought I'd give you one too"