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lordofwar
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X-Men Pants Thread
You simply take a quote from the films and replace one word from it with "pant"
Jean - Scott, when I tell you to, open your pants.
Cyclops - No!
Jean - Trust me.
Sabretooth: You owe me a pants.
Cyclops: No, you were the one who stabbed Rogue through the pants.
Magneto- We love what you've done with your pants.
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow pants?
Policeman- Put your pants down!
Wolverine- I can't.
Wolverine- There's someone here.
Cyclops- Where?
Wolverine- I don't know. Keep your pants open.
Last edited by lordofwar on Mar 26th, 2006 at 09:11 AM
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Sam Z
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Re: X-Men Pants Thread
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X3:
Xavier - "You of all people know how fast the pants can change."
Jean - "Please...pants me."
Calisto - "...more powerful than pants."
Magneto - "They wish to pants us..."
Wolverine - "Hey, I'm not your pants."
Iceman - "We're not pants anymore."
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Mar 26th, 2006 08:14 PM |
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Marko
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X1:
rouge: Ah saved your pants
wolverine:no you didnt
cyclops: jean use your pants try to steady him
magneto: that remarkebale pants doesnt run through your entire body does it?
magneto: my dear boy who ever said i wanted pants
X2:
nightcrawler: my name is kurt wagner but in the munic circus they call me the incredible pants.
magneto. never trust a beautiful woman especially one who is interested in pants.
magneto: you should have killed me when you had the pants
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Mar 26th, 2006 09:26 PM |
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buffymitch
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probably the funniest and weirdest thread on the internet. Thanks lord of war for the laughs.
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Mar 26th, 2006 10:52 PM |
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This is so funny!I love it!
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Mar 26th, 2006 11:36 PM |
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Magneto: Pants that this world have never witnessed!!!!
Mystique: The source of the cure is (some) pants.
Magneto: You homossapiens and your pants.
Scott: And Logan, stay away from my pants.
Rogue: Logan, you dont know what is like to be afraid of your pants.
Logan: Yes, i do.
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Mar 26th, 2006 11:56 PM |
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Magneto - "What is your real name, John?"
John - "Pants."
Magneto - "This (dorky looking? I forget) helmet is the only thing that's going to protect me from the real pants."
Wolverine - "I think I'll take my chances with pants."
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Mar 27th, 2006 12:14 AM |
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Britrogue
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Storm: Sometimes Pants can help you survive.....
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Mar 27th, 2006 08:41 AM |
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Rogue: You should really be wearing your pants
Logan: Listen I don't(Crashes through the window)
Guy: Tonights winner and still king of the pants the Wolverine.
Logan: There is a war coming, are you sure you are in the right Pants
Storm: Atleast I have chosen a Pants.
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by pants.
Sen kelly: the truth is that pants are very real.
S kelly: 3 words..Are Pants dangerous ?
Jean: Thats an unfair question besides the wrong person behind a pants can be dangerous.
Wolverine: I will go
Magneto: the person that goe shave to operate a (w/e he said in x2 at the end) What do you intend to do with it ? Scratch it with your Pants ?
Wolverine: I am not going to hurt you kid.
Rogue: Nothing personal but when ever someone touches my pants, they get hurt.
Wolverine: fair enough.
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Rogue: Wow!
Wolverine: What?
Rogue: Suddenly my pants doesn't look that bad.
Toad: Don't you people ever pants?
[Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter.]
Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a pants.
Cyclops: Okay.
[About his claws.]
Rogue: When they come out... does it pants?
Wolverine: Every time.
Dr. Jean Grey: Pants are not the ones mankind should fear.
Magneto: Welcome to the pants.
Rogue: The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks. I can still feel him inside my pants.
Wolverine: There's not many people who'll understand what you're going through. But I think this guy, Xavier, is one of them. He seems to genuinely want to pants you. And that's a rare thing, for people like us.
Wolverine: What about pants patrol? Radar?
Cyclops: If they have anything that can pick up our pants, they deserve to catch us.
Wolverine: Get out.
Rogue: Where am I supposed to go?
Wolverine: I don't know.
Rogue: you don't know, or you don't pants ?
Wolverine: Pick one.
[Trapped inside the Statue of Liberty]
Cyclops: Blast him, Storm!
Magneto: Send a bolt of electricity into a large copper pants? I thought you lived in a school.
Magneto: [pointing to his head] Are you sneaking around in pants, Charles? Whatever are you looking for?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: I'm looking for pants.
Magneto: I will bring you pants, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return -- don't get in my pants\.
Wolverine: So, couldn't wait to get my pants off again, huh?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Where are you going?
Wolverine: To find her.
Storm: How?
Wolverine: The traditional way: Pants!
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Logan: Your bike needs pants.
Scott: Well pants her up.
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Mar 27th, 2006 11:30 PM |
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Magneto: you should have killed me when you had the pants, Charles!
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Mar 28th, 2006 02:46 AM |
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buffymitch
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Mystique as Iceman: You never use your pants on a other mutant.
Jean: I can Move things with my pants.
Xavier: Sharing the pants have never been humanity's defining atribute
Wolverine: In need you to read my pants again.
Storm: So how many are there
Nightcrawler: One for every Pants
Magneto: Once again you think it's all about pants
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Mar 28th, 2006 02:55 AM |
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lordofwar
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Logan: Your pants needs gas.
Scott: Then fill it up.
Toad: Weren't you supposed to bring the pants back with you?
Sabretooth: Roar!!!!
Magneto: [to Pyro] You are a god among pants. Never let anyone tell you different.
Wolverine: So read my pants.
Dr. Jean Grey: I'd rather not.
Wolverine: C'mon. You afraid you might like it?
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Mar 28th, 2006 06:27 AM |
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Britrogue
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Pyro: (When smug kid steals his lighter in X-2) That's real pants man!
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Mar 28th, 2006 09:07 AM |
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chucktaylor
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Stryker: Pants is a disease!
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lordofwar
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Stryker- People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you pants.
Rogue-Are you gonig to pants me?
Magneto- Yes.
Wolverine- You picked the wrong pants, bub.
Magneto- Let them pass that law and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your pants.
Nightcrawler: Excuse me. They say you can imitate anyone. Even their pants.
Mystique [in Nightcrawler's pants]: Even their pants.
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Mar 28th, 2006 09:47 AM |
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Magneto: When will you people learn how to pants.
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