Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
Someone gouge out my eyes, please.
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.
Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:13 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
....was it THAT bad?
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:14 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....
Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.
Now try to eat food.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:15 PM
Mr. Sandman
Sintastic
Gender: Male Location: New York City
Good. That means more vagina for the rest of us.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:15 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....
Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.
Now try to eat food.
eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:17 PM
fantasygirl
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.
Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. OMG I'm so sorry that you had to see that. That is so horrible.
Sep 16th, 2006 09:17 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....
Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.
Now try to eat food.
*does exactly that*
I have no problem with it. Must be a redneck thing.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:18 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Yeah. I can listen to my cousin talk about sex, and i can talk about sex with him. But...but....seeing........no.....no.........no
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:20 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah. I can listen to my cousin talk about sex, and i can talk about sex with him. But...but....seeing........no.....no.........no
Did you see penis? vagina?
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:21 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
........i dont want to talk about it.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:21 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Small world!
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:23 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Small world!
yeah, we have too much in common.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:24 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
........i dont want to talk about it.
poor babeh *strokes DaRev's hair*
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:25 PM
It's xyz!
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah, we have too much in common.
That's not what I meant.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:25 PM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
That's not what I meant.
I don't get it
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:27 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
poor babeh *strokes DaRev's hair*
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:29 PM
The Pict
Defender Of The Faith
Gender: Male Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Re: Someone gouge out my eyes, please.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.
Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive.
That's too (hahahahahahahahaha) bad.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:29 PM
fantasygirl
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Eh, I wouldn't want to know any details or anything.
Sep 16th, 2006 09:30 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't get it I'm implying I'm the one who had sex with your 12 year old cousin. Hence the "small world" part.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:31 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
I know how it feels.
I was at this fast food place once,and there was this fat couple (she had more facial hair than he) practically fvcking each other at the table in front of me.While I was eating.
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Sep 16th, 2006 09:31 PM
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