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Ax3l
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You have got to be kidding me.

So, i come home today, and attatched to my door-knocker is a note from the management of our apartment complex. In that note, was a piece of cardboard, turns out it was a piece of a papa johns pizza box, of which had my name on it. So, i guess someone found it in the bushes and turned it in to the office. Now i owe them $10. Can you believe this crap?

MY PLAN:

To get 10 bucks worth of quarters, and nasty written letter, and an envolope to put it all in, and the i'm going to turn it in the check deposite box.


OR

Not do anything, just to see what happens.


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Dr. Badass420
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So, i come home today, and attatched to my door-knocker is a note from the management of our apartment complex. In that note, was a piece of cardboard, turns out it was a piece of a papa johns pizza box, of which had my name on it. So, i guess someone found it in the bushes and turned it in to the office. Now i owe them $10. Can you believe this crap?

MY PLAN:

To get 10 bucks worth of quarters, and nasty written letter, and an envolope to put it all in, and the i'm going to turn it in the check deposite box.


OR

Not do anything, just to see what happens.

you got fined $10 for littering, is that what you are saying?


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Ax3l
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Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
you got fined $10 for littering, is that what you are saying?
It wasn't intentional, and i tried to tell them that. It must have fallen out of a garbage bag i was carrying. But its a pizza box, so how could have i missed it!??


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Go with the second plan.

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Ax3l
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Originally posted by Dusty
Go with the second plan.
I'm thinking about it.


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You could always try paying the ten dollar fine.....I mean it's ten dollars.


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm thinking about it.


About what? shifty

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About what? shifty
You should read the first post



















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Tell them to **** off.


And then when they make you pay, relive that moment of you telling them to **** off.


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Sue them.


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Originally posted by Thorinn
Tell them to **** off.


And then when they make you pay, relive that moment of you telling them to **** off.
I've decided to pay them....


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've decided to pay them....

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
It wasn't intentional, and i tried to tell them that. It must have fallen out of a garbage bag i was carrying. But its a pizza box, so how could have i missed it!??

dude you ****ed up




but what i would do is go to the head office and beat off into a piece of paper, then tape it to their door laughing out loud


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Ax3l
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Here's the letter, quote for quote



quote:
originally written by Management

Dear Resident,

Your trash was found in the bushes. This is not where it belongs. We have put your trash in the dumpster where it should have been disposed of.

Your account has been charged $10 for the trash removal and below is a piece of trash containing your address so that you know how we know its yours. Please bring in check or money order for $10 within the week.

Thank You.



This is too stupid to make up.


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Here's the letter, quote for quote






This is too stupid to make up.


Okay, check this out. If there was a slice or two left in the box then maybe some bum went through the trash, found the box, ate the leftover slice, then discarded the box into the bushes! Were there leftovers? Could this be the case? confused


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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, check this out. If there was a slice or two left in the box then maybe some bum went through the trash, found the box, ate the leftover slice, then discarded the box into the bushes! Were there leftovers? Could this be the case? confused
It could be. I know if i were to have dropped it, it would've been picked back up


Here's a picture of the note they left me. no

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Here's the letter, quote for quote






This is too stupid to make up.

You should write a letter back saying

Dear management,

I found some trash at my front door. This is not where it belongs. I have disposed of it in the nearest dumpster, where it should have been disposed of.

You are being charged with a 10 dollar fine. Please bring in the check or money order within the week.

Thank you


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Originally posted by Menetnashté
You should write a letter back saying

Dear management,

I found some trash at my front door. This is not where it belongs. I have disposed of it in the nearest dumpster, where it should have been disposed of.

You are being charged with a 10 dollar fine. Please bring in the check or money order within the week.

Thank you
Oh, that is awesome. I'll write the letter, and then enclose it with their letter, and stuff that in their mail box laughing


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Pull a CheetahGirl, and deny EVERYTHING!!


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
It could be. I know if i were to have dropped it, it would've been picked back up


Here's a picture of the note they left me. no

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Were there really leftover slices you through out?


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