Better at what I ask? Beating back home invaders? Overcoming Entropy? Providing a clean, renewable fuel source for the future? Maybe solving the meaning of life?
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From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
According to sociology, penis=money and vagina=poor. Seriously, our teacher taught us that. So according to that, penis is better. Heck, even Monty Python acknowledges it, "Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?"
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
Riding down the city streets waiting to get down
Want to get your favourite treat somewhere in this town.
Now we've got parking lots around we've found a proper place
Just follow all the ring-roads that take you to the space.
Pull up to the bumper baby
in your long black limousine
Pull up to the bumper baby
drive it in - between.
Pull up - to it - don't drive - throught it -
Back it - up wise - now that - it's nice.
Operate around the park all of you come in
There's space for everyone one for you my friend.
The lines are sure how fixed you are oh
won't you please come on?
Shining big machine you wheel I've got to blow your heart.
Pull up to the bumper baby
in your long black limousine
. . .
Place it - straying - let me - do the paying -
Pull up to the bumper baby
pull up to the bumper pull up
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Discos - you can hang your coat up on them sometimes.
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."