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embertin
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How To Stay Young

Hi everyone,

First by reading the title you may laugh. By posting this thread I want to say the ways to live long.

1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud: Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him!

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with you your entire life, is yourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the shops, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity.

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Nov 5th, 2009 10:45 AM

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Pretty much do about half of those already.

So, will I stay young til I'm 55?

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Bicnarok
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Move to a black hole that way you won�t age, of course there�s the slight side effect of becoming part of a singularity, but nothing worth worrying about smile

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We are already a singularity.

We are all part of one universe.

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Nov 5th, 2009 09:55 PM

Darth Jello
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our density and mass is infinite?

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is that a singularity in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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too long didn't read. that's how to stay young... never be bored.

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Darth Jello
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are you asking me if I have the universe's single smallest dick?

Nov 5th, 2009 10:08 PM

Liberator
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who cares? life sucks and then you die.

all there is to it!

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FistOfThe North
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Re: How To Stay Young

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How to stay young.

Lotsa sex.

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Screw number 10! If there is anything that I really dislike its telling people that I love them.

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Well, I'm in my twenties and sometimes I still need to show ID to buy 15 certificate films... I think I'll be fine in that department for some time now... My Mum doesn't look her age either, so that helps.

stick out tongue

Most of those things in the list are pretty much common sense anyway.

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work out getting plenty of rest eat right.. less artificial foods like soda, candy and chips... maintain a balance diet but only eat what is necessary dont over indulge. apparently starving urself increases animal life span ongoing research is still underway with humans.

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How To Stay Young

Keep your telomeres long.

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Screw number 10!

(please log in to view the image) With pleasure.

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Bicnarok
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We are already a singularity.

We are all part of one universe.

just spread out a bit, and slowed by a few Higgs boson�s smile

Nov 6th, 2009 06:35 PM

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How to stay young.

Lotsa sex.

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Darth Jello
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I feel like this thread may veer into Erizabeta Bathory territory very quickly...

Nov 6th, 2009 09:06 PM

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Re: How To Stay Young

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Originally posted by embertin
Hi everyone,

First by reading the title you may laugh. By posting this thread I want to say the ways to live long.

1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud: Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him!

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with you your entire life, is yourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the shops, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity.