dadudemon
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Putinbot1's Signature Mystery: Solved
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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:
Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.
You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.
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Jun 24th, 2019 04:30 PM
dadudemon
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After reading the explanation, you went back and looked at the picture and laughed, didn't you? You filthy, dirty, animal.
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Jun 24th, 2019 04:31 PM
BrolyBlack
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You just figured this out? I thought you were smarter than this.
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Jun 24th, 2019 04:33 PM
ArtificialGlory
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But who's the woman?
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Jun 24th, 2019 09:27 PM
Surtur
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You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Jun 24th, 2019 09:33 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Re: Putinbot1's Signature Mystery: Solved
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:
Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.
You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.
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Jun 24th, 2019 09:35 PM
ArtificialGlory
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surtur
You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.
Her face is weird.
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Jun 24th, 2019 09:58 PM
Surtur
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Her face is weird.
That's cuz she's Italian.
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Jun 24th, 2019 10:02 PM
DeadpoolXXX
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman?
quanchi
Jun 24th, 2019 10:07 PM
Chad the Bull
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:
Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.
You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?
Jun 25th, 2019 08:28 AM
Mindship
Snap out of it.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman?
Ellen Barkin.
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Jun 25th, 2019 09:28 AM
Putinbot1
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?
wut?
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Jun 25th, 2019 01:56 PM
Bashar Teg
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I lol'd
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Jun 25th, 2019 02:05 PM
Putinbot1
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I lol'd
Me too
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Jun 25th, 2019 02:06 PM
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quote: (post ) Ray Davies, what a lyrical genius.
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Jun 25th, 2019 04:37 PM
Robtard
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Captain's Chair, CA
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
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Jun 25th, 2019 04:43 PM
Putinbot1
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
He wouldn't need the butt plug DDM has given him with Lola la la la la Lola
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Jun 25th, 2019 04:47 PM
Robtard
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Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
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Jun 25th, 2019 04:50 PM
Putinbot1
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Surt could not handle that.
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Jun 25th, 2019 04:52 PM
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