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macgeek2005
Senior Member
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Lucasfilm Ranch
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Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.
Star Wars IV: A New Hope
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."
6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."
7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
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Apr 16th, 2005 03:30 AM |
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Obi-OneManShow
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Belgium
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Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
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They stole me lucky charms... you know what to do laddie...
Burn them down!! The lot of them!!
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Apr 16th, 2005 04:46 AM |
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macgeek2005
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Location: Lucasfilm Ranch
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Yes. Of course. Feel free to add any new ones.
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A day will come when the age of making movies dies.
A day will come when no director has the courage to produce a film anymore.
A day will come when every single director on earth, will give up his/her work in helpless grief, overwhelmed by the greatest movie on earth.
That day......... is May 19 2005
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Apr 16th, 2005 04:52 AM |
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GCG
Red Bull
Registered: Jul 2004
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Get out of there ! Put that down ! Hey Thats my dinner !
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Deferrals get you nowhere - Just Do It.........Or Ineptitude will consume your life like a Cancer
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Apr 16th, 2005 06:02 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Wow, 70s humour lives...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Apr 16th, 2005 07:23 AM |
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Lord Shadow Z
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Registered: Dec 2003
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The Emperor: " You want thisss , don't youuu"
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Apr 18th, 2005 05:35 PM |
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Red Superfly
You creepy little stalker
Registered: Mar 2004
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"Feeeel the force around you"
"What an amazing smell you've discoverred"
"Get behind me, get behind me!"
"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......"
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Apr 19th, 2005 12:28 AM |
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Lord Shadow Z
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The Emperor (ROTJ): Ah yes, a Jedi's weapon... much like your fathers'
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Apr 21st, 2005 01:46 PM |
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macgeek2005
Senior Member
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Lucasfilm Ranch
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oh.. my gosh. This is getting out of hand. lol
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A day will come when the age of making movies dies.
A day will come when no director has the courage to produce a film anymore.
A day will come when every single director on earth, will give up his/her work in helpless grief, overwhelmed by the greatest movie on earth.
That day......... is May 19 2005
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Apr 22nd, 2005 12:51 AM |
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DarkAge
Stronger than fear
Registered: Nov 2004
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"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."
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"I realised that there was this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid... ever."
"We don't have to win, we just have to fight."
"There is no way to peace, peace is the way."
"Be yourself. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
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Apr 22nd, 2005 02:31 AM |
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Gord
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Japan
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hahaha those are all hilarious, but
"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......" is my favourite, haha
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Apr 22nd, 2005 10:43 AM |
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amity75
Senior Member
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Scotland nil.
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"That's it leia, it's gonna go all over your face."
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Post in the Indiana Jones forum.
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Apr 22nd, 2005 06:47 PM |
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amity75
Senior Member
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Scotland nil.
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Oops sorry - I was thinking of another movie I saw a while ago.
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Post in the Indiana Jones forum.
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Apr 22nd, 2005 06:48 PM |
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bill9d9
Tired of Choads
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: United States
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Macgeek, this is the BEST thread you have ever started! Kudos after many, many tries!
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Now Darkness, the tables have turned!
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Apr 23rd, 2005 02:52 AM |
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master sifadius
Master Jedi
Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
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Governor Tarkin: commence operation, you may fire when ready.
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Apr 23rd, 2005 03:44 AM |
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macgeek2005
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Lucasfilm Ranch
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I didn't create the Original bunch of quotes. I found them on a random star wars stuff site.
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A day will come when the age of making movies dies.
A day will come when no director has the courage to produce a film anymore.
A day will come when every single director on earth, will give up his/her work in helpless grief, overwhelmed by the greatest movie on earth.
That day......... is May 19 2005
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Apr 23rd, 2005 04:15 AM |
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Darth Luke
Sith Master!!!!
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: err.......wheres that map?
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*possible he came in through the south entrance. possible? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A LOOK*
just added a bit more there
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Apr 23rd, 2005 09:50 AM |
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Darth Luke
Sith Master!!!!
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: err.......wheres that map?
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* You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!*
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Apr 23rd, 2005 09:54 AM |
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Lord Shadow Z
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location:
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Senior pilot to Luke (ANH): Are you sure you can handle one of those things?
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Apr 23rd, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Darth Luke
Sith Master!!!!
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: err.......wheres that map?
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thats a good one
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Apr 23rd, 2005 10:40 AM |
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