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Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

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Cool Ask Strangelove

Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.


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Last edited by Strangelove on Oct 16th, 2006 at 07:25 AM

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silver_tears
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What's your favourite season?
What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
Why can't penguins fly?
How many hours are in a year?
How much do you love me?

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Strangelove
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Originally posted by silver_tears
What's your favourite season?
Fall

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What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
1 beeelion digits

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What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
85°F or higher is too hot. 0°F or lower is too cold

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Why can't penguins fly?
They haven't accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior

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How many hours are in a year?
8,760

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How much do you love me?
such a thing can't be measured on any meter known to man


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Hazardous
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I measured it











With my penis

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Strangelove
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Originally posted by Mišt
I measured it











With my penis
I do not only love Irene 4 inches worth! mad


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Hazardous
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Neither do I

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Impediment
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Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?


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“Dreams shape the world."

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Strangelove
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Originally posted by Impediment
Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?
Because hypocrisy is a precious virture in these here United States


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Impediment
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The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?


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Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?


Yes


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bogen
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Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?

fact


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Cheers starlock, your a champ. wink

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Da Pittman
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How do you get a DNA sample out of a dress? stick out tongue


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Röland
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How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?


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Da Pittman
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Originally posted by Röland
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
laughing


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Strangelove
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Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
The female orgasm rests in a place between fact and fiction that I like to call, the Twilight Zone


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Strangelove
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Originally posted by Röland
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
They die

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Why does X stand for a kiss?
when you purse your lips to kiss someone, it kinds looks like an X

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Why does O stand for a hug?
Because an O is a circle, much like a hug

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Why is the alphabet in that order?
it was decided on after weeks of committee by delegates from each letter back in 32 B.C.E. Needless to say, the Q delegacy was not pleased.

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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Because the pencil business is a social hierarchy, and the big pencil bosses don't like #2's attitude.


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Da Pittman
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If everyone jumped of a chair at once would an elephant fart?


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Röland
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I've got more Strangelove! ninja

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

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Mywi
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Re: Ask Strangelove

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Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.



Why do people find it ridiculous when other people trip & fall?


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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!

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Mairuzu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mišt
I measured it











With my penis


omg

i almost got caught laughing my ass off at work, that was funny as hell


what am i saying..... Hellslaughter (Hells laughter or hell slaughter?)


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