Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
Ask Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.
I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.
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Last edited by Strangelove on Oct 16th, 2006 at 07:25 AM
Oct 16th, 2006 07:11 AM
silver_tears
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
What's your favourite season?
What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
Why can't penguins fly?
How many hours are in a year?
How much do you love me?
Oct 16th, 2006 07:13 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
What's your favourite season?
Fall
quote: What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
1 beeelion digits
quote: What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
85°F or higher is too hot. 0°F or lower is too cold
quote: Why can't penguins fly?
They haven't accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior
quote: How many hours are in a year?
8,760
quote: How much do you love me?
such a thing can't be measured on any meter known to man
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:20 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
I measured it
With my penis
Oct 16th, 2006 07:22 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
I measured it
With my penis I do not only love Irene 4 inches worth!
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:23 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Neither do I
Oct 16th, 2006 07:23 AM
Impediment
Endless
Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
Moderator
Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?
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“Dreams shape the world."
Oct 16th, 2006 07:34 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?
Because hypocrisy is a precious virture in these here United States
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:46 AM
Impediment
Endless
Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
Moderator
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
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“Dreams shape the world."
Oct 16th, 2006 08:13 AM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
Yes
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Oct 16th, 2006 10:01 AM
bogen
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: purgatory
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
fact
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Cheers starlock, your a champ.
Oct 16th, 2006 10:04 AM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
How do you get a DNA sample out of a dress?
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Oct 16th, 2006 12:48 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Last edited by Röland on Oct 16th, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Oct 16th, 2006 02:20 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Oct 16th, 2006 02:23 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
The female orgasm rests in a place between fact and fiction that I like to call, the Twilight Zone
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Oct 16th, 2006 03:35 PM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
They die
quote: Why does X stand for a kiss?
when you purse your lips to kiss someone, it kinds looks like an X
quote: Why does O stand for a hug?
Because an O is a circle, much like a hug
quote: Why is the alphabet in that order?
it was decided on after weeks of committee by delegates from each letter back in 32 B.C.E. Needless to say, the Q delegacy was not pleased.
quote: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Because the pencil business is a social hierarchy, and the big pencil bosses don't like #2's attitude.
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Oct 16th, 2006 03:39 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
If everyone jumped of a chair at once would an elephant fart?
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Oct 16th, 2006 04:13 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
I've got more Strangelove!
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Oct 16th, 2006 04:36 PM
Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female Location: knitting a harpsichord
Re: Ask Strangelove
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.
I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.
Why do people find it ridiculous when other people trip & fall?
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
Oct 16th, 2006 04:51 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
I measured it
With my penis
omg
i almost got caught laughing my ass off at work, that was funny as hell
what am i saying..... Hellslaughter (Hells laughter or hell slaughter?)
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Oct 16th, 2006 04:54 PM
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