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BlkMrkt
Senior Member
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Location: Who the **** cares? :> |
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:35 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
 Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
Chuck Norris counted to infinity and divided it by zero.
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:35 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
Disco isn't dead...it's only hiding from Chuck Norris
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:36 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
Chuck norris found the last decimal in Pi.
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:36 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:37 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:37 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
chuck norris does not cry, his eyeballs sweat
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:38 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:38 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
There is no such thing as an eclipse. That's only Chuck Norris turning off the moon to sneak up on his prey. 
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:39 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
 Gender: Male
Location: The bellies |
enough with the chuck norris
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TGFwashere
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:41 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
lucky you I dont know anymore ..
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:43 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male
Location: The bellies |
YAY
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TGFwashere
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:46 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:47 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male
Location: The bellies |
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:48 PM |
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Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord |
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:50 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male
Location: The bellies |
o.o
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Oct 18th, 2006 06:51 PM |
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Quiero Mota
 Gender: Male
Location: The 623 |
Dirty Joke
Q: Why do waitresses give bad head?
A: They only care about the tip.
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Nov 27th, 2006 07:01 AM |
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Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male
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Nov 27th, 2006 07:02 AM |
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Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
 Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier |
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says "What is this, a joke?"
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Nov 27th, 2006 07:04 AM |
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Quiero Mota
Gender: Male
Location: The 623 |
Dirty Joke
Q: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, fits neatly in a nice hole, and works better when jerked?
A: A seatbelt.
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