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And i will wait till the final reminder letter to pay it.
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All the devils are here!
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My new cologne?
It smells like a man taming a horse using a whip made of cloves.
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This thing of darkness i acknowledge mine.
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Ha, no! I’m just the right amount of bearing.
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riv6672
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This isnt some fancy country like France. This is America, where one guy can screw it up for every one!
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Dec 10th, 2018 10:38 AM |
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Undiagnosed. I know how to beat the test!
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Dec 10th, 2018 10:39 AM |
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riv6672
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I taste like butter...but i’m NOT.
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Dec 10th, 2018 10:40 AM |
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riv6672
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Jesus Christ. I thought you said you stepped in a PUDDLE. That poor dog!
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Dec 11th, 2018 10:40 AM |
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riv6672
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Well i’m not going to lick it, i just brushed my teeth.
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Dec 11th, 2018 10:41 AM |
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riv6672
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And my hair.
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Dec 11th, 2018 10:41 AM |
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riv6672
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A coconut has milk, but no nipples.
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Dec 12th, 2018 10:32 AM |
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riv6672
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Well...your balls cant get any wetter, right?
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Dec 12th, 2018 10:33 AM |
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riv6672
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Coconuts arent animals, they're hairy milk cartons!
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Dec 12th, 2018 10:34 AM |
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riv6672
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This bed is brand new! Practically no one’s ever had sex on it.
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Dec 13th, 2018 10:33 AM |
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riv6672
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There’s nothing more awesome & frightening than a man who has music blasting from in between his nipples.
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Dec 13th, 2018 10:35 AM |
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riv6672
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Yes i have 12 gigs of porn in my desk drawer. And in the kitchen. The bathroom. The glove box of my car.
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Dec 14th, 2018 10:32 AM |
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riv6672
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She’s simply here to support me, morally. And massage me, physically.
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Dec 14th, 2018 10:33 AM |
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riv6672
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Sure, but the only movie i’ve ever seen is SOAP DISH.
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Dec 14th, 2018 10:34 AM |
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Nuke Nixon
One Shot, One Kill
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I
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F V C K
T O
W E I R D
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